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He’s a red flag but red means good fortune and love in my culture 😘

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i miss my math teacher 😣

i failed one assignment that was prep for the final and she pulled me out of class to ask if i was okay and if i understood the assignment she’s literally like the sweetest person on earth

#if she has no fans im dead #maki.talks

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guys MIA for like one day im gonna edit hellaverse 🙏🙏

#maki.talks

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just had a car talk w my mom that was so yandere human alastor coded

“those friends weren’t very good to you anyway. they weren’t very good-looking, they weren’t rich at all, they weren’t smart either, and they aren’t well-connected. i don’t mean to choose your friends, but your new friends are much better than them. don’t sulk about them anymore, you’re better than them” to his children maybe? :>

anyways hey guys!!

#maki.talks #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor #alastor x reader #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hasbin alastor #alastor hazbin x reader #alastor hc #alastor headcanons #human alastor #alastor the radio demon

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just listened yagami yatos lucifer and alastor videos

day ruined

#maki.talks #hazbin hotel #alastor #lucifer morningstar #yagami yato

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me bc my depressive episodes make me want to kms but i have fanfiction ideas

#maki.talks

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guess who almost killed herself but now i have a legendary idea for my alastor fic

#maki.talks

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im starting to think every aroace person has their own rizz because every aroace person i know has at least one person who has a crush on them and its funny asf 🙏🙏

#pls make aroace rizz a term #maki.talks

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since velvette is a millennial, do we as a fandom think she does the millennial pause

#maki.talks #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #velvette headcanons #the vees

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heres a lesson guys: dont pose with your friends in class pictures

#it cant be a coincidence that both of the friendgroups in class (INCLUDING MINE) fell apart just months after the class photo #maki.talks

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dobler or dahmer effect 💀🙏

#how i met your mother #himym #maki.talks

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guys is love supposed to feel like heartburn cause it feels like its being ripped from my chest

#im texting an alastor bot btw he has liek mad rizz #maki.talks

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babies are too cute, i j saw my lil cousin and hes so chubby i wanna eat him 😣

#maki.talks

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can i be honest i was given cookies on valentines day and i still havent eaten them but i told everyone i have

#i just keep forgetting to eat them #maki.talks

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wow! Alastor Yandere's story really leaves me wanting more.

Now I can't get out of my head what the reunion of the reader and Alastor in hell would be like.

(Would Alastor still be as obsessed?)

totally 😋🤭 maybe even more so since he has otherworldly powers now

#maki.talks

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Ahhhhh i love how you write yandere Alastor!! It’s just chief’s kiss! I love it so much!!

me rn

#chapter 9 soon… #maki.talks

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me deciding if lil bro goes to heaven or nah

#maki.talks