deadmountaindaughter

[deadmountaindaughter]

nona x minecraft end poem. does this make sense (i'll miss her forever)

#this is making me feel too many emotions #nona gives me emotions. the end poem gives me emotions. you cant put them together like this. you cant #tlt

[deadmountaindaughter]

hello everyone, hope you enjoy this lab mouse adaptation of Frankenstein; I am completely exhausted

#oh my god???

[deadmountaindaughter]

Adults are large and heavy, but usually relatively soft. Babies are very small, and from this limited information they are therefore also very dense and hard. Such a hard, solid object would be very dangerous to encounter at high speeds, such as on a highway. This is the purpose of "Baby On Board" stickers": to warn other drivers which vehicles contain dangerously dense larval humans that would cause excessive danger to their car if they break free from their heavy-duty cargo padding(baby seats) and fly out into traffic, potentially wreaking havoc. In this essay I will

#ancient greek philosophy #my jokes

[deadmountaindaughter]

A ketek by Taravangian

#saw the tweet edits. assumed it was standard tumblr incomprehensible meme. #scrolled and was punched in the face by the name “taravangian” #stormlight #in my defense it has been several months since i last read cosmere #ive been too busy barely surviving school and the unhinged 2024 american college choice process

[deadmountaindaughter]

#basic use of unalive everywhere just because its a meme is out #incredibly metal and overcomplicated ways to say “die” are in #im too exhausted to come up with good ones myself rn but i would love to see more of them

[deadmountaindaughter]

I wish I was there for them.

#everyone needs to hear that from someone every day. it's ok if that someone is yourself. #even if the people around you refuse to give you love that doesnt mean you dont deserve it.

[deadmountaindaughter]

There are ten thousand years in the reign of the Emperor

Till Alecto comes out to end it

So the biggest problem for a prospective Lyctor

Is finding a good way to spend it

Like maybe...

Solving a mystery or fighting Cytherea

Or dying for limitless power

Raising a girl who doesn't exist (Hi!)

Or reactivating the Tower

Killing Herald hordes, growing Ianthe's arm

Or rewriting Harrowhark's brain (-your temporal lobe?)

Seeing a planet's soul, summoning Nonius

Or driving your necro insane (Gideon!)

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do 

Before the Houses fall (Come on, Noodle!)

So stick with us cause Gideon and Harrow're gonna do it all!

Stick with us cause [[O R T U S]] and Harrow're gonna do it all!

[Ianthe voice] Lord! Gideon and Harrow are making a title sequence!

#the locked tomb #phineas and ferb #i regret nothing #oc

[deadmountaindaughter]

having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

#PLEASE give me the opportunity to talk about my ocs #i promise it will only take a few hours #ok fine days

[deadmountaindaughter]

#wait is this the original? #if so #this one girl has made hundreds of lesbians giggle which is something everyone should aspire to #if not then that honor goes to whoever did this first

[deadmountaindaughter]

original character in chinese wuxia style of 旋风博文

#oh my god???

[deadmountaindaughter]

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

#my taco bell drive thrus are: #-chemistry class but specifically during a lecture when i need to be taking notes #-thirty seconds before falling asleep #-mid conversation #-and occasionally while actually trying to come up with ideas #writing

[deadmountaindaughter]

humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

#...mood #yeah thats it

[deadmountaindaughter]

was feeling shit after my compsci exam yesterday, drew alinua of @comicaurora fame in a lehenga to cope (inspiration and reference photo taken from Studio East6 :3)

#okay WOW #how have i never been aware of this kind of dress before? its so pretty #i want to bury my face in her fluffy hair #aurora #alinua

[deadmountaindaughter]

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

#12:00 #1:00 #12:05 #12:15 #>:3

[deadmountaindaughter]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#ah yes #The Legendary Relic

[deadmountaindaughter]

#i would so much rather have there be some content that is “bad” #than no content at all #as a consumer #but also as someone who wants to be a creator #if theres nothing youre scared to do it first #if theres something bad you want to do it better

[deadmountaindaughter]

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

#sentences that make perfect sense to anyone who is equally mentally ill to you #but are incomprehensible to Modern Society(tm) #my only conspiracy theory is that i think there arent any neurotypicals anymore or at least they are now a minority #i swear 95% of the people i know are openly nd #and im just waiting for the other 5% to get their diagnosis #for clarity: i am mostly joking