brother? as soon as the coffy hits my stomach my cheeks hit the porcelain #realshittersknow
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i just grabbed a microbe out of the air with chopsticks
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sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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every video i see of Stephen A Smith on the internet belongs in a completely alternate dimension
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Jurassic Threads on Etsy
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A Nile crocodile (Crocodylus niloticus) covered in pondweeds in Chobe National Park, Botswana
by flowcomm
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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver
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just having some fun with interesting fantasy imagery! Give it a reblog, if you play, please? And tell me WHY you picked what you picked if you want?
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Please remember that you do not need to have British accents in your fantasy story. It’s absolutely not necessary
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standing in front of a daycare spinning and flipping an infant around like a sign
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Commission for @khiptid !! Thanks for letting me turn Biggie Slurps into an octo >:]
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i have been sent a medicine from heaven
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