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50 random starters
-feel free to adjust to better fit your muse’s speech!
“Yeah, about that…”
“I, um… might have… had something to, uh… do with that…”
“Don’t you dare.”
“Oh, no. I know that look. I know what that look means. Absolutely not.”
“Can you stop being weird about it for five seconds?”
“Why is the plural of moose still moose? Why not meese?”
“I almost caught myself on fire…”
“Bite me.”
“Hey! Guess what!”
“There’s nothing to worry about, but I’d stay out of the kitchen for a while.”
“Big deal - I bet I could do that with [my hands/one hand tied behind my back/blindfolded/in x amount of time/backwards].”
“I might’ve befriended a mafia boss…”
“You know what I want right now? [Sender’s favorite food].”
“Touch that and I will hit you with a spoon.”
“Do I actually want to know or will I be better off not knowing? Because I feel like I’ll be better off not knowing.”
“Do you think snails have feelings?”
“Why is Christmas such a big deal? Is it because of capitalism?”
“Have you ever had a wish come true by throwing a coin into a fountain?”
“Can I kiss you?”
“Check please!”
“Hey. What’s going on with you and [name]?”
“You know… I think I should… go.”
“Nope, sorry, you’re not getting rid of me that easily.”
“Wait. Did I say left? Heh, I meant to say right.”
“Yeah, of course I speak another language! …It just might not come in handy unless we go to a Star Trek convention…”
“Look, I know I said I could handle a lot of things, but that is not one of them.”
“Well, we have six minutes until we need to leave! …Never mind, make that four minutes. Actually, we should just leave now.”
“…Want some smoothie?”
“I’ve never felt this way before…”
“I bet I could fight a swarm of bees.”
“Have you ever gotten a stuffed animal from a claw machine?”
“Uh… surprise?”
“Sure, I can do a magic trick. I’ll make that whole tub of ice-cream disappear in ten minutes.”
“Why is it the cake that’s a lie? Why isn’t it the pie?”
“What would you do if you had a million dollars right now?”
“No, no. When I said kids, I meant kids as in goat babies. Not human babies.”
“The only thing straight about me are my grades from [middle school].”
“Yeah, I’ve been to [place]. Once. It was… the worst.”
“Don’t be ridiculous - of course you need me. Who else is going to annoy you?”
“I miss you.”
“Look, I know you probably don’t want to see me right now, but… I had nowhere else to go.”
“What are you going off about?”
“Of course you’re my hero! How could you not be?”
“Would you rather have a pet shark or a pet whale?”
“Oh, yeah? Try me.”
“Oh, wow… You… you look absolutely stunning…”
“Hypothetically speaking… what if I got a [puppy/kitten]?”
“Come on, talk to me. What’s going on? Was it something I did?”
“I’ll pay you ten bucks to fight me.”
“Congratulations! You played both of us.”
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Doctor Who — The Pandorica Opens {Sentence Starters}
“Yeah. You’re crying.“
“Look at me, I’m a target!“
“Well, you’re only human.“
“You’re new here, aren’t you?”
“I’m a thing! I’ll kill you. Just go!“
“You wouldn’t answer your phone.“
“What could inspire that level of fear?“
“I’m not trying to be rude, but you died.“
“What? And you’ve come to me for help?“
“You can’t win this. You can’t even fight it.“
“Give me that. Seriously, just give it to me.“
“What are you? What could you possibly be?“
“And it’s a fairy tale, a legend. It can’t be real.“
“Maybe I did, but I haven’t yet. But I will have.“
“It’s like… it’s like I’m happy. Why am I happy?“
“Remember that night you flew away with me?“
“You graffitied the oldest cliff face in the universe.“
“I’m sorry. You’re going to have to be very brave now.”
“You met him once, didn’t you? I know he came here.”
“Don’t raise your voice, don’t look alarmed, just listen.“
“The sky is falling and you make jokes. Who are you?“
“It can disarm micro-explosives from up to twenty feet.”
“This once, just this one time, please, you have to run.“
“Yes, I know that, I’m not exactly one to miss the obvious.“
“I can’t believe I’ve never thought of this before. It’s genius!”
“Could you all just stay still a minute, because I am talking!“
“Anything that powerful, I’d know about it. Why don’t I know?“
“Structures can hold memories, that’s why houses have ghosts.”
“Does it ever bother you that your life doesn’t make any sense?”
“You’re not supposed to understand it. You’re supposed to deliver it.”
“You have to run. You have to get as far away from here as you can!”
“People fall out of the world sometimes, but they always leave traces.“
“Everything that ever hated you is coming here tonight. You can’t win this.”
“Look at this, even worse than his usual rubbish. What’s it supposed to be?“
“It’s just like being an organ donor, except you’re alive and sort of screaming.“
“I’m missing something obvious. Something big. Something right slap in front of me.”
“What are you? They’re all here, all of them, all for you. What could you possibly be?“
“Because we’d be killed instantly. So it would be a fairly short surprise. Forget surprise.“
“My favorite topic at school. ‘Invasion of the hot Italians’. Yeah, I did get marked down for the title.“
“You’re the guy, yeah? The one who did the swordy thing. Well, thanks for the swording. Nice swording.“
“Nothing is ever forgotten, not completely. And if something can be remembered, it can come back.“
“Never ignore a coincidence, unless you’re busy. In which case, always ignore a coincidence.“
“No, but if you buried the most dangerous thing in the universe, you’d want to remember where you put it.“
“Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then… and then, do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first.“
“Come on! Look at me. No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else. I don’t have anything to lose!“
“The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous, and sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”
“The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.”
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might change the psd here but here's a STARTER CALL -- multis, specify your muse, non-rp / personals dni, etc
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" If pain is beauty, I'm a pretty bitch. "
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Questioning Sentences, Vol. 23
(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Why must you ruin everything?"
"Why do people have to tell jokes? I've never understood that."
"We've always done things together. Why does that suddenly have to stop?"
"Does that mean I'm helping the police with their enquiries?"
"How does it feel to cut into a living body?"
"Is your conscience heavy? Do you have guilt in your heart for doing what you had to?"
"I've ruined your day, haven't I?"
"You really do notice everything, don't you?"
"What happened to follow the facts? What happened to that?"
"Why are we meeting like spies?"
"That look in your eye is a pain in my ass. You know that, right?"
"Was it you? Were you the one talking shit?"
"Are you unhappy with your successor?"
"You must not know who I am. Want to find out?"
"You haven't come all this way just to turn back now, have you?"
"And I should believe in you? A spy?"
"You really are cut off from the world. Do you not know what today is?"
"Do you have any idea how painful it is to love you?"
"Are you going to fight him?"
"Are you opposed to sex?"
"Do you feel like pleading for your life?"
"Did you know that more people die at four o'clock in the morning than any other time?"
"Are you seriously bringing this up right now?"
"Does it ever get any different for people like us?"
"If you found out a man was cheating on you, how would you kill him?"
"Would you consider having an affair with a married man?"
"Do you take me for the sort of fool who'd make myself look so suspicious?"
"What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?"
"I thought you hated the police?"
"Do you know the story of how I came to be this way?"
"Why did you lie about never having been here before when clearly you had?"
"What are you smiling about?"
"Hey, I'm sorry, but what is your problem here?"
"Can you comprehend even for one second that this is not about you?"
"Obedience doesn't come naturally to you, does it?"
"Can I ask a dumb question?"
"How many languages do you speak?"
"You believe in psychics?"
"What do you do when someone's sky comes crashing in?"
"What we've been doing... It isn't indecent, is it?"
"What brought you to London?"
"You had me under surveillance?"
"Do you ever think about your legacy? The mark you leave behind after you're gone?"
"It feels wrong, doesn't it? To interrogate a miracle?"
"You simply have no concept of revenge, do you?"
"So you have no expectation that any relationship you enter into will last?"
"Are you going to behave from now on?"
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Albert Camus, The Misunderstanding (1943)
#* // ⛧ feeling pretty bent up when i'm swerving through the night — › musings.#childhood stuff (=#q.
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zendaya stopping jacob from giving paparazzi the finger
#* // ⛧ feeling pretty bent up when i'm swerving through the night — › musings.#* // ⛧ don't follow me baby ; swear i'm going to hell — › emson.#BENSON STOPPING EM LMAO#q.
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" So I PARTY like a rockstar, look like a pornstar. "
#* // ⛧ feelin' inadequate's always what's driving me — › ic.#; open#suggestive tw#flash warning for the video but this song is him
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CHICAGO
2002 | dir. Rob Marshall
#* // ⛧ feeling pretty bent up when i'm swerving through the night — › musings.#long post /#''we love each other / and thats cuz none of us got enough love in our childhoods / and thats show biz kid'' oof em-core#q.
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Cruel Intentions (1999)
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" Man, I needa' be here more. Uhh...check it out. " Holds up Crichton. " Behold, him. "
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#* // ⛧ feeling pretty bent up when i'm swerving through the night — › musings.#cocaine tw#drugs tw#LMAO#q.
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Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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#* // ⛧ feeling pretty bent up when i'm swerving through the night — › musings.#flashing tw#HIM LMAO#q.
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" Man, I needa' be here more. Uhh...check it out. " Holds up Crichton. " Behold, him. "
#* // ⛧ feelin' inadequate's always what's driving me — › ic.#; open#crichton is his rescue alligator who chases people around
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