sobriety update: woke up with a stress cold (thanks thesis and special shout out to depression and drug addiction for putting me in the spot where i have to write my thesis in one week) BUT this should help me not do drugs actually cause i feel owwie :")
At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere