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defilements · 6 months
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sorry, I'll be back later *gets gently stirred and dissolves in a glass of hot water*
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i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 
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I truly do love how the dragon age games are just:
Origins: you're dead. You have been since the beginning. You should be by the end.
Dragon age 2: you failed and there's nothing you can do about it. You lost your home twice.
Inquisition: you're erased. You are the most important person in the world and nothing you are matters.
And it fucking slaps!!
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defilements · 7 months
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Reminders for Young Butch Lesbians:
you don’t have to be a top to be butch
you don’t have to be stoic and repress your emotions
you don’t have to be aggressive
you don’t have to hate pink or fruity drinks or whatever else society calls “girly”
you’re allowed to be whatever kind of butch you are and you don’t have to hide aspects of yourself to fit in to some sort of butch ideal
and most important:
you are amazing and wonderful and important
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defilements · 7 months
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One of the most dangerous things in the world is not being able to say no to people because you don't want to upset them or dissapoint them. This will completely ruin your life in every way possible, at work, in your private life, your sex life and your friendships. It's a way of removing your own consent in your own decisions and go against your wishes, it is always a crime against yourself. Let yourself have a say. Upsetting people is better than traumatizing yourself.
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My dragon age 2 relapse continues and has inflitrated my daily sketches 
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hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
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defilements · 7 months
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She's being weird again
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defilements · 8 months
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im one of the only ones in my friend group that doesnt regularly have energy drinks, so im curious about other people
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defilements · 8 months
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when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have
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defilements · 8 months
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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defilements · 9 months
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avril lavigne was right. what the hell
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defilements · 9 months
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horror games will always tell you shit like "look for a fuse" or "start up the generator". get real.
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Been thinking about Ellie again 😔💔
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defilements · 9 months
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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away
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