destiny2paladin

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I have come to the realization that the team will fail. I did not account for one member of the team only being available in Sun. I'm playing Moon.

By talos this can't be happening.

I am totally normal about pokemon, why do you ask?

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Sleeping spell!!! Times one thousand!

i’ve been up for twelve hours today

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sleeping spell

i’ve been up for twelve hours today

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You are a literal god who pretends to be a d-list superhero. You’ve grown extremely attached to the people of the village you protect. You get news that an epic battle is taking place near your village and would most likely destroy it…

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Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.

https://xtwitter.com/jam_etc_art/status/1780038184828608975

There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.

Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.

If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.

End the occupation. Free Palestine.

#ohhhhhhh thats so fucked

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I am totally normal about pokemon, why do you ask?

#slowly pushes the planned team i have under the rug #no I didnt just spend almost an hour and a half building a team #for one game #why do you ask #pokemon #ultra moon

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

#humans can have a little poison #as a treat #but imagine being the first caveman to eat mint and then drink water #the sheer deliciousness

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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

#me choosing to take my current relationship seriously #fucking prophetic ass dream and then “what if dreaming is a way of waking up” blasting itself into my brain #as soon as i wake up #whichever god did that #thanks

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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

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Thalia doesn’t keep many things in the hundreds of years she’s been alive. 

But long ago, there were people, their names all but distant memories, who mattered in her 1st lifetime. It’s their things that stay hidden in her bag, reminding her of her mortal life. 

A blue hoodie, worn almost threadbare. The scent of its original owner, long since leached from the fabric. But if she closes her eyes, she can almost see the blue eyes of her first and only love. 

A pair of glasses. Frames cracked and crooked. A reminder of a brother she never got to truly know. 

A baseball cap. It’s magic long faded, branded with a forgotten logo. Memories of a blonde girl laughing hidden deep within. 

A letter. Ink fading, paper yellow. The last words of a dying friend. Words that wish her well, words that wished her well in a world they had fought side by side to save. 

Thalia doesn’t keep a lot of things, but even after all this time, Luke, Jason, Annabeth, and Percy will stay with her forever. The memories of her first family to remind her why life is so beautiful.

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This is not a Middle Eastern country, this is America, the “beacon of freedom”! Dr. Noelle McAfee, head of the Philosophy Department at Emory University, is taken away in this manner by the police due to student and faculty sit-ins!

Gaza exposed everyone

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation