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Patch Notes: Revived above blogs.

hey gang I’m reviving all of my blogs soon. I’ve got 10 to do but it’ll be fun

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Pelipper Mail - Pokeball (With a cubic hitbox)

Oh my arc what is this why does it feel like that how the HECK did you do this?????

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would you believe me if i said I would kill for that promotion. because i would. a 100% salary increase would be great i could stop working for 50 cents per hour over minimum wage!!!

#Damn you live like this?

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ERROR 404

Character file "Grayson'Gray'Xavier.char" not found.

Initiating FallerSearch.exe...

...

Searching for removed file... Do not turn off the device until the problem is resolved.

Time Estimated: Unknown (too many variables)

Notes:

Character model removed from world to prevent further issues.

Paused associated .PKMNchar files until the problem is resolved.

Kept metadata associated with character in case backup is needed.

End notes.

...

ERROR

Data leak detected.

Analysing...

Situation deemed harmless. No action required.

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%{rotom deploy the I like pancakes reaction meme}%

Don't fucking do this to me.

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%{no.}% %{suffer.}%

Don't fucking do this to me.

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%{have you been playing on an old version? It seems you still use 16-bit integers. The upper limit in newer versions is around two billion.}%

if you had a nickel for every time you had a nickel you would need to never come into possession of a nickel ever, or you would cause massive inflation in the economy due to to fact that you’ve come into an infinite loop of nickels.

@pokeglitchden, @made-this-blog-to-poke-my-rival, @professorzzazz

New glitch discovered: infinite nickel glitch.

#rotomblr dev team #glitch pkmin irl

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Patch Notes

-assassins are encountered 12% more often

-assassins are more likely t

#patch notes #rotomblr dev team #irl pkmn #pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #rotomblr #pokemon

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[[When you open your askbox, you find... a package of assorted Malasadas?]]

[[There's a tag— wait, no, a note attached...]]

"ᴀʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴅᴇᴠ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ. ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs."

– @grafaiai-guru

%{Thanks for the package! these will be enjoyed by our whole team.}%

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new dev patch

- buffed @oh-shinx

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Pokemart PR Disaster?

The Rotomblr social media account of the League endorsed Pokemart corporation drew attention from its followers when the beloved previous social media manager was removed from the position earlier today.

The new manager alleged that the previous manager had acted in a way that was a breach of contract, and thus has been terminated.

The public statement drew further condemnation by the use of she and her pronouns to describe the former employee, who has publicly stated his preference of masculine pronouns to refer to him.

Critics of the corporation have pointed out the possible transphobic roots behind this word choice, an allegation the account denies.

Anonymous sources who claim to be high profile investors and shareholders in the company have stated their intentions to withdraw from any connection to Pokemart Inc if their statement is not retracted and the previous manager of the account is not restored.

We have reached out to Pokemart for comment.

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USER NOTICE

due to the pokemart boycott, bread is being buffed by 200% to celebrate.

#rotomblr dev team #user notice

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Bug Report: Bug ID: yes this bug has an id

Report Title: system does not know how to react to someone being neither cis nor trans.

Report Summary: okay, so in the recent balance update, all the trans users got a cinnamon roll. however - i got 255 cinnamon rolls. i don't identify as cis or trans and i wouldn't be surprised if the error was caused by there just being a null in the gender field - i yote that hecker out as soon as i could. (as in from myself - not from your database) while i'm not going to complain about extra cinnamon rolls (especially as there's a picnic tomorrow i can give some to so they don't go stale), it would likely be helpful both for you and for myself and others if this oversight was fixed - if there was a buff that gave everyone free gender-affirming care for example, wouldn't people with a null get... unexpected effects?

Thank you for filing your bug report, [username]

our team shall work tirelessly to correct this error. Please accept our compensation.

#bug report #%{hm. error in our code. we'll fix this. whoops.}% #%{all of it.}%

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%{Dear user, we're afraid you've made a mistake.

userPokemart(pronoun == heHim)

hope this helps!}%

Hello, Management here.

We've been receiving some complaints about this blog recently and we (after thorough review) have decided that we will be in control of this blog for the time being until we find a good replacement for the previous intern that ran it.

We're sorry for the inconvenience and hope everything will return to normal sooner rather than later.

We retract all statements made by the previous intern, her words do not represent us as a brand.

#tw transphobia #transphobia #<-just in case

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okay so i'm curious how you did the cinnamon roll balance patch

i'm going to assume some sort of function like,

CTStatus = user.getCisTransStatus()

that returns it. but which of these did you run if so?

ifCTStatus == 'Trans': user.inventory.add("items[cinnamonroll]", 1) ifCTStatus != 'Cis' user.inventory.add("items[cinnamonroll]", 1)

or rather, what i'm asking is, did i get a cinnamon roll because i'm not cis even though i'm not trans either? or did i not get one because i'm not trans even though i'm not cis either?

or did i get like. 255 cinnamon rolls due to a duplication glitch from unexpected input? please confirm/deny before i open my inventory i'm too busy to be flooded with cinnamon rolls

//i hope this is comprehensible enough to non-python nerds lol

%{we use a different language over here, but close enough. you may have gotten 255 cinnamon rolls due to an error. file a bug report, please. until then, you may keep them as compensation.}%