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#yessss this is the shit i came back for #check please #kent parson

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@ mutuals i’m sniffing around on ur blogs just a little to see what i missed

#if you see me like something old you know why lol #💪

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Kent & Jack’s pre-draft relationship is like:

You’re playing hockey with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you. And you feel like you’ve done something terrible, like robbed a liquor store, or swallowed pills, or shoveled yourself a grave in the dirt, and you’re tired. You’re playing hockey with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling, but he passes you the puck and then you score and he pulls you in and touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you didn’t even have a name for.

and I think that’s very sexy of them.

#this is great but lmao op’s username #check please #kent parson

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i think it’s beneficial for everyone that i wasn’t on here while the calling men fertile and breedable trend was in full swing

#wish i could say i didn’t all together but on twitter........ i called sidney crosby fertile i fear.... #💪 #not like @ him that’d be weird

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Zimbits can be enemies to lovers if u sexy enough

#you can’t look me in the eyes and tell me bitty actually liked jack at first lmao #check please

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sorry for being inactive, yalls parents were keeping me busy 🥺🥺

#how is everyone tho?? #happy pride month (i’m not late we got like a few hours left lmao) #my first pride as a fully realized nb :-) #💪 #i’m at work and a hot ass mf just bought like a dozen cupcakes and a ladylock. good for him

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I GOT THE JOB WAHOO

#i work at a mom and pop bakery :-) #bought a tacky dad hat to celebrate lmao #💪

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Jack “Snatched” Zimmermann

#yeah.. #check please

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sometimes growth is listening to songs u thought you hated but actually like

#woah.. where did the party go... wEeERe ending it on the phone #IM. NOT. GONNA GO HOME ALOOOONE #Idk why i ever hated this song lmao #💪

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happy freakin birthday Eric Richard bitty bits BITTLE!!!!!

#king.. <3 #check please

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And I hope when you think of me years down the line You can’t find one good thing to say And I’d hope that if I found the strength to walk out You’d stay the hell out of my way

#those tags 👌 #check please #kent parson

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my doctors kinda fine i hate this

#when is it my turn to know peace #WHEN #💪

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live footage of me wondering why the hell i scheduled a doctors appointment and a job interview on the same day

#tomorrow’s gonna be a big one lads #💪

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#😏

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HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN BIRTHDAY TO ERIC BITTLE

#the 😌 is my fav bitty #check please

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i got bored so i made a 10-question uquiz for you to find out what type of guy you are and i think its fun. enjoy

#this is great #i got fancy guy #uquiz

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nursey doesn’t know how to ride a bike

#kin #check please