dinosaurnamedalicia

[dinosaurnamedalicia]

dad found my wattpad. He hired a lawyer to write up my disownment papers

#wattpad #disappointment

[dinosaurnamedalicia]

oh my god i’m so sorry

i hate it when people tell me my ideas are stupid as if i won’t put them in a box and float them down a river.

[dinosaurnamedalicia]

i hate it when people tell me my ideas are stupid as if i won’t put them in a box and float them down a river.

[dinosaurnamedalicia]

sometimes i feel sad and then i remember that i can just make a hot drink, so i mix a spoonful of honey with a couple pinches of cinnamon in a mug. i then fill that mug halfway with hot water and mix it, and then pour milk into it and mix it. i then consume it because it’s so good.

you’re welcome :)

[dinosaurnamedalicia]

my mum just asked if everything was ok.

i said i think so.

i think so.

like an idiot.

i just heard an ominous crash come from my sister’s room what do i do.

#i hate myself sometimes #what if my sister died

[dinosaurnamedalicia]

i just heard an ominous crash come from my sister’s room what do i do.

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my mom just knocked on my bedroom door, and instead of saying “come in”, i said “why”.

i haven’t slept in a long time.

[dinosaurnamedalicia]

context: there is none. it was the middle of class. i don’t know why this happened.

everyone: sitting quietly at their desks doing math drills

a random kid, without explanation or prompting:

oh great heavens, my teeth are gone

me: sorry…

what?

#it was so random #but it was so funny #i cried #and so did everyone else #he never told us why he did it #he just did it #my friends are weird

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context: i was talking about violins, but when i talk, it’s kind of slurred. so this is where that got us.

me: gabbing on about violins*

friend 1: “you INHALED a violin?!

friend 2: “yes. she inhaled a violin.”

me: “yup.”

#violin #*deep inhale*

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context: there is none.

my friends peacefully going about the day:

…

random person:

“ITS A SPICY FUNERAL.”

#i cant explain it #my friends are weird #kk funeral #help me pls

[dinosaurnamedalicia]

context: my best friend and i went to a convenient store together. never. again.

a cat: sitting at the entrance to our neighborhood

me: look! look at the cat! it’s so cute!

him: yeah, it’s so cute it makes me want to throw rocks at it.

*a long pause

him: want some cheetos?

#beautiful cats #actually psychotic #never again

[dinosaurnamedalicia]

context: we were talking about finances in class. just finances. (this is absolutely legendary in our class, btw)

small kid who never really joins our discussions: *screaming* “WE ARE NOT LOSING MONEY; WE’RE JUST GAINING LESS!”

#i can’t anymore #it was so random #like why #it was funny tho

[dinosaurnamedalicia]

context: we were talking about the government in school, but i don’t know what cued this thought. i completely agree, though.

“you wanna know what’s stopping raccoons from taking over the world?”

me: “what?”

“communism.”

#my friends are weird #please someone help me