if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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the phrase 'i'm old enough to be your father' is like a sleeper agent activation code that makes me genuinely lose my ability to think normal thoughts and i can only picture the younger one riding the older man's dick like a bull for the next week or so
guh,hh... yeah this is so hot 😵💫
anon idk if you watched the fallout show but i need the ghoul to say this to lucy like a man dying of thirst needs water
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Happy alien day!
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- found wanting
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this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw
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if you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show that there's something deeply evil going on with you like the brightly colored frogs
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Late Night with the Devil | Cameron Cairnes / Colin Cairnes | 2023
David Dastmalchian, Ingrid Torelli, Laura Gordon
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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
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Locked Tomb Eva AU, but only so Mercymorn can give Harrow a grown up kiss
YES!!! but i need nge au for so many more reasons than that.... THINK OF THE POTENTIAL. everyone should read this nge au fic i was gifted from the holiday exchange btw
relevant:
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alecto the first
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