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*nick announcer voice* coming up next, Drake and Josh trapped in limbo!

*muffled drake and josh theme playing over the caretaker’s everywhere at the end of time*

*Drake and Josh’s echoing voices shouting “MEGAN!!” over and over*

*nick announcer voice* So don’t go anywhere, we’ll be right back!

can’t stop thinking about those drake and josh promo photos where they’re just on a completely blank white background so it makes it seem like drake and josh are stuck in some sort of endless purgatory

#drake and josh

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can’t stop thinking about those drake and josh promo photos where they’re just on a completely blank white background so it makes it seem like drake and josh are stuck in some sort of endless purgatory

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buddy holly is like if spongebob became a human man

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It's normal to be alone and not have a sex life in your mid 20s. It's normal to have missed out on dating and love growing up and it's normal to go through school and college without anyone being interested in you and it's normal that your parents met at your age and it wasn't either of their first relationship and it's normal to be so lonely and touch starved it hurts to breathe

#me after realizing i’m a year older than my mom was when she met my dad #no i’m not freaking out why do you ask *starts bleeding from the eyes*

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Movies used to have Bruce Campbell in them. Back when god was still listening.

#real

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#LITERALLY #also brian peck immediately went to work for disney right after he was released from prison after brutally molesting drake bell #so yeah. far from just a nickelodeon issue #also brian peck was sentenced to only 16 MONTHS in jail for 11 CHARGES OF CHILD SEXUAL ASSAULT #and I believe drake bell said he only served 4 of those months

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All the stuff uncovered about nickelodeon these last few days through the "Quiet on Set" has been so devastating. Nickelodeon failed their cast, and they failed their audiences.

But something not a lot of ppl have acknowledged is that Dan Schneider is still working.

He was never truly released by nickelodeon. It was a publicity ploy to appease the public. Once Paramount bought nickelodeon, he was immediately hired back on.

Like, right now, he's listed as one of the lead writers and producers of the Henry Danger movie.

At first, I was really excited for a movie, but in this mess, I planned on and encourage all of you to watch your favorite nickelodeon shows/movie (if you still can) through pirating. They don't deserve to profit off the children they abused anymore.

#and if i’m not mistaken brian peck is still working too

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The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this

#like is he even real

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#😭😭😭😭

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fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

#ABT ME

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Puttin on the riiiiiiiitz 🧟‍♂️

#YEAHHHHHHH BABYY #young frankenstein #art

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"he would not fucking say that" but its about a character being a leftist. he would not fucking believe that

#JESSE PINKMAN #‘jesse pinkman is the biggest lgbt ally’ ‘jesse pinkman is a socialist’ he doesn’t even know what that means #and he absolutely does not vote #in fact he probably smokes meth on election day

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aaron paul gotta be one of the top 5 criers of all time

#ohhh you know the media is gonna HIT when he starts crying oooh baby

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ur not the boss of me now >:/

#mitm #art

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#😭😭 #mitm

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Malcolm: Ugh! Reece is so annoying! And Mom grounded me AGAIN!

Francis in Alaska:

#mitm

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average malcolm in the middle episode. malcolm wants to impress a cute girl but gets too in his own head and self-sabotages. dewey does something zany and adorable, which no one appreciates. reese kills a blind old lady with hammers. halfway across the country, francis is put in a genuinely terrifying situation (played for laughs). lois has a conniption because someone mixed the spoons with the knives in the cutlery drawer and also poured biohazardous waste into her bed. hal experiences psychosis.

#one of my favorite bits is when hal gets a job at like a weird human experimentation place #and he has to solve a rubix cube hanging upside down while the testers throw firecrackers at him #anyways yes very accurate #mitm