dollarstorethomasjefferson

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who shitted?

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#I #i l #i lllove this sm m #why is th #w #yk this is funny on its own but imagine this while super tired whopa babye thats a motful

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BECOMED NEO

#ONG OD #i would lay down my life for him tbh #I WANANN MAKE A LIFESIXED DOLLL OF FF HIM #but fabric is expensive and my motivation is nonexistent #who needs a girlfriend when you have a 7ft tall Spamton NEO plushie

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WHERE’S ALL THE PIPIS

#Pretty sure ive reblogged this before but i love this video sm

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Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mo-

#Queen is just #shes so funny and honestly if i had to choose any villain to hang out with for a day it would be her #AWOOGA HEART EYES HEART GOES THUMPITY THUMPITY #I'm going back and forth from seeing her as a maternal figure and seeing her as a cool older friend

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spunchbob

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shut up abt spamton being a tumblr sexyman the only people ive seen be horny over him have been on tiktok

#YEAH ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ #OP U R SO RIGHT #like ive only seen maybe one (1) blog so far sexualize him but it wasnt even that bad #the rest of us just wanna either kick him like a soccer ball or put him in a kangaroo hoodie pouch

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man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression 

#THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING FOR SO LONG #PKEASE THE THINGS I WOULD **DO** TO BECOME A SHEEP #IF THAT MEASNS GETETINF EATEN IN THE END THEN SO BE IT #JUS TPLEASE<

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*Austin Powers voice* who sexualizes their own trauma I mean honestly!!!

#Not to overshare but i literally have OCs for this #One of them is a rabbit doll with no face whoops #He has no name. Just rabbit #*draws Rabbit in twerking position* thats what u get u slimy cunt

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Lil sneaky preview of a puppet I’m making for AWA at the end of the month. I just started sculpting his head today so I’ve got to get a lot done. A friend is cutting his glasses from acrylic on her glow forge!

#IM #IM ! ! ! ! ! ! YES CREATE THE FUNKY LITTLE MAN #BRING HIM TO LIFE #ur doing an amazing job so far wowoowowowo #that was a wow not an owo but whatever works for u ig #Love love love

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so,

catboy

#HOLYY LY SSHIT OKYA LISTEN #I LOVE UR STYLE SM #BUT TH EREASONIM DYING IS BCUZ THE LAST SPAMTON #THE SUBTLE COLOR CHANGE AND THE WHITE STREAKS IN THE HAIR WWOWOW AND HOW HIS HAIR GOT LINGER>>> AND HES LKE #LIKE FULLY PUPPET>>?? SO GOOD #dont mind me actually physicall shaking bcuz i never thought of the hair thing before and i love it #also i agree #catboy

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shep doodle… maybe plush idea? I’d like to get back to sewing…

#Ur so right #pls make into plush

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The desire is only getting stronger as each dreadful minute passes without me wearing elaborate and bright makeup with a giant round red nose stuck to my face

I just wanna be a clown so bad

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Found this on discord

#Unironically a bop

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NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A

[[BIG SHOT]] !!!!!

#AYO YKW>??????? YEAH IT IS #UR SO RIGHT UR SO RIGHT

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i found him in my garbage but he wont leave

#This is so true

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I don’t know what I’m doing at this point. [disregarding the fact that I never know what I’m doing]

#I have two things to say #OP so true love ur style #and honestly this is such a vibe like holy shit the stepping stool? The smug look on his face?? He knows hes sexy he knows he has thousands #of random people thirsting over him rn. He knows that whatever hes doing hes doing it right #thats the confidence i think we all should have #he literally lives in the TRASH and he knows hes so fucking hot #Good god i just love the vibe sm #it may be 10 pm and i may have taken my sleep meds with a caffeinated drink