thinking about her again! uh oh!!!!!
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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Listening to Chappell Roan sing about getting eaten out
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If u interact with my posts, just know I respond like this:
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boys: jacking off
girls: jilling off
non binary : ferching a pail of water
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i didn’t cry while watching the new long bluey episode but now it’s night time and i’m thinking about it and….. wuh-oh!
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friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!
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The Wave. Alex Alemany. 1943.
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me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*
me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*
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“you’ve already seen a movie this week” oh i’m sorry stardew valley am i not the backbone of this fucking town? did i not single-handedly fix the community center, the bus, the boat, and whip up a movie theater on top of that? am i not shipping out thousands of dollars worth of material on the daily and killing monsters for you people? collecting whatever bullshit you ask for? bringing you gifts tailored to your preferences? and when i wish only to play the crane game and get a dinosaur egg you won’t even let me in the door to PAY YOU MONEY? unbelievable.
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Are you in a relationship or just having fun right now?
neither
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here’s my current house and (part of) my current farm c:
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Happy Stardew 1.6 day to all who celebrate
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about to play stardew with the 1.6 update and it pains me to say……… i don’t think im gonna marry sebastian this time
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opening the weather app. saying “oh lord” and closing it again
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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
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