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dragon--sage · 12 hours

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the act two romance scene with Lae'zel is actually so funny the more cringe of a character you are

because like she's nearly fucked you to death at least once at this point and could have gotten over whatever lust had she for you if it was just lust. like she even basically tells you this is a one time (and maybe two time) thing to sate both of your desires

and like there's not a hint of anything different for the longest time. she doesn't flirt with you. she doesn't hint at wanting to sleep with you again. she doesn't make any real comments about the fact that you have. you're just going about your tasks like whatever

and then she just wakes you up in middle of the night and tells you that she's been OBSESSING over you and she can't take it anymore. like there have been NO hints of this, but apparently she's more distracted by thinking about you than she has about the tadpole in her head, her people trying to kill her, and her entire worldview falling down on her. she's literally like "I can't stop obsessing over you. I need you to beat me up right now."

and like the specific phrasing she uses to describe her obsession is WILD

so just remember every failed roll and fuck up you did between fucking Lae'zel and this moment because the whole time Lae'zel is like seeing that and like OBSESSING over it all. like your ass gets knocked down in battle and your face hit the ground and she's just seeing that like "I wish that (the ground that your face hit) was me..."

#I LOVE HER #if lae'zel has a million fans i am 1 if she has 1 fan i am it if she has no fans i am dead #bg3

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dragon--sage · 16 hours

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my moots' lovely tavs & durges! surprise! hope it was okay for me to do this, considering I didn't consult any one of you beforehand 😂 but hopefully your characters look the way they ought to!

just wanted to draw up these portraits as a little thank you to some of the people who keep me coming back here & just really make my day with their beautifully complex, creative, and inspiring OCs

starting at the top, going left to right:

@dragon--sage's Nyana, high elf sorcerer

@thehightiefling's Fedre, durge githyanki monk

@justabiteofspite's Henri, durge tiefling swords bard

@dolceaspidenera's Sameira, half-high elf moon druid

@anderstrevelyan's Valas, durge half-drow war cleric

and Vir, tiefling beast master ranger, belonging to yours truly. stuck him on here to round things out but also because I have yet to draw him and really wanted to

#ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!#they all look so badass #i’m legit losing my mind #this is seriously the sweetest thing ever thank you so much fjorkfjekwkwbskekwnwj #oc: nyana #other people's ocs #(so shook did i mention IM SHOOK)#bg3

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dragon--sage · 17 hours

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dragon--sage · 22 hours

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moon bath

#unbury your gays #aylin x isobel #bg3

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dragon--sage · 22 hours

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! 💞💞💞 so happy you exist 🥰 hope you have a lovely day today!!!

thank you so much you fill my heart with so much JOYYYY !!!!!!! 🥹 ✨💖💕✨

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dragon--sage · 1 day

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rolled a critical success over whether i’d have a good bday today or not so i’m pretty hyped!!!!!!! (yes i would have ignored or rolled again if it was like 0 but we got MAGIC on the first roll)

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dragon--sage · 2 days

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"It is a sharp mind that feels sympathy for one who suffers unnecessarily, not a soft heart."

#minthara #bg3

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dragon--sage · 2 days

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bg3challenge ⟶ [2/3] companions ⭒ astarion ancunin

#i love when he #astarion #bg3 #:')#this lil guy FUCK

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dragon--sage · 2 days

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"I could fix her" "I could make her worse" Well I could take her to build a bear

#FUCK YEAH clive needs a bestie #my sweet girl #karlach #bg3

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dragon--sage · 3 days

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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

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dragon--sage · 3 days

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Dragon Age: Origins

#the dragon age setting #dragon age origins

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dragon--sage · 3 days

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i saw someone on reddit mention this and wanted to see it for myself, so here it is. if you initiate a romance with astarion, but then later pursue someone else, he’ll almost always be catty about it, imply that you have poor taste for choosing someone else over him, and will reject any offer of polyamory on the grounds of either personal standards (ew, you want him to be in a love triangle with who?) or self-preservation (he ain’t fighting lae'zel for your ass lmao).

but if his rival-in-question is karlach…

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he tells you that he hopes you’ll be a comfort to her and turns down your offer of seeing him on the side because he doesn’t want her to get hurt :`)

meanwhile, if you put karlach in the same situation (start out romancing her, then pursue astarion), she’ll also start out quite sweet…

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and then quickly devolve into (affectionately) taking the piss out of astarion for stealing her partner 😁

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“She likes Astarion but threatening to kill him for stealing her bf/gf is also funny to her.” 😂

in sum: they’re frands, your honor

#i love them your honor #karlach #astarion #bg3

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dragon--sage · 3 days

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flying out of town for my bday weekend and i left my lucky dice in my pocket going through security - got an extra pat down and had to explain to everyone it was just my dice 😂 tsa said i might have to roll to pass the checkpoint lmaoooooooo great strong start to this trip (birthday is on monday the 29th, i had to do something to make myself feel better about it being on monday 🥲)

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dragon--sage · 4 days

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