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a poem on waking up

Every morning at half past five a Towhee tells me, "I am alive!" and in you, I must confide I am filled with Avicide.

#sensible chuckle dot gif

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ooouhghhhg…. oUhhh

Oooooooohuh

#transition goals

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

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ko-fi request: "king crimson from jojos bizarre adventure smoking a blunt"

#jojo

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I'm curious let's go

#Funk Engine would either hit House with an axe until he dies or she would be too nice to harm a non-combatant #and his insults would Not work on her. either way a Funk w sorry Greg

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had a dream i lost a silver necklace and i get a text from this guy asking if its valuable and I reply no, just sentimental, and he replies back to me with a video of him giving the necklace to a large scarab who immediately buried it in the desert

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#OUUUUUUUGH

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put some tits on that man. more hair too while we're at it

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there's a point in your life on the internet where "oh, it's a weird sex thing" becomes reassuring. there's so many worse reasons that people do things. fly your flag mate

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ultimate legend

Glamour Plate

Main Hand - Needle Ultima

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Head - Virtu Duelist's Chapeau [Jet Black]

Body - Prestige High Allagan Coat of Casting [Dark Blue]

Hands - False Monarchy Gauntlets

Legs - False Monarchy Breeches

Feet - Crystarium Greaves

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Ear - Darbar Earrings of Casting

Neck - none

Wrist - none

Right Ring - none

Left Ring - none

#fuck yea!! #fifal fafafy

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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was

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tip: you can have a favorite character. thinking of them for extended periods of time will temporarily boost your health and happiness. but watch out!

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A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time