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millenial from the year 1910: the moving picture show has fucking destroyed my sense of humor like i only laugh at shit like this now *video of a clown throwing a pie at the hoity toity town mayor*

#i dont like the implication that both the moving picture show and the jingly puppet arent both ome hundred percent comedy NOW

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puttting macking cheese in the michael wave

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Found this disturbing gem at a Value Village in Vancouver, had to have it

#'the baudelaires and their pet rat' the pet rat IS olaf

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despite my disapproval re: kit's actress's age in relation to other characters from day one and my more recent worry about certain statements on her character ive gotta say i really love what netflix has done for her costume. ive never seen a show be so kind to broke cosplayers

#this isn't even a dig i genuinely love that i could get her whole outfit from ross for under $80 #she looks like every 26 year old math teacher who goes to my church the second it dips below 70 degrees #she looks like she's going to thanksgiving with her early-days-but-they'll-be-engaged-by-march boyfriend's family #and wants to make a good impression but not look like she's trying too hard but not be uncomfortable for the 4 hr drive #she looks like me when i'm showing off to my family how heterosexual and well adjusted i am and how daily i brush my hair

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Okay, brainstorm, who could Jacquelyn plausibly have a romance with in s3:

Justice Strauss: doesn’t seem likely, but I can dream

Kit?? I mean definitely not

Esme: I darent even imagine how sexy this would be

The ghost of Olivia

I’ve already run out of adult women who are still alive

#hello and welcome to canon

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beatrice!!! because I’m inspired by one (1) mysterious woman

#this DRESS..............😮😮😮

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since we all know R is a lesbian and i dont have to defend that in 2018 can i just say i DON'T know why but i have always hated when people's backup for that is her giving the ring away like i give old shit away all the time but thats not how you can tell im gay. you can tell im gay because i can pull off denim on denim

#shes just IS........ her bff (bisexual fugitive friend) lemony automatically chose her as a lesbian example because shes JUST that gay #WHO would marry another woman for this example were it legally possible? R NEXT QUESTION #shes JUST!!!!! gay. forget the ring the number 1 evidence is that i feel it in my heart and i have for years #I KNOW THIS IS PETTY......I KNOW IT DONT MAKE SENSE..........it just gets under my skin

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#when i was 14 i made the joke 'more like kanaya marryme' that energy has never left me

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the signs as monster factory quotes :-)

aries: what’s the deal with me being extinct?

taurus: oh uh uh oh! uh! uh oh! oops! oh no! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! oh no! oops! oops a daisy!

gemini: right now i’m “kissing the frog.” that’s what i call hacking the matrix

cancer: fuck, fuck, aw shit i quoted seinfeld

leo: how underrepresented are furries in fighting games?

virgo: you’ve got infinite babies… you’ve got an axe that can kill god… the dopest dress… a fucking great look

libra: she is both the metric by which the world will be judged, and the judge, and the executioner

vriska: strength 10, luck 10, and the other two points we can just throw right away

sagittarius: please move i’m so wet. i’m so sweaty and wet

capriclown: here is where you do your dark deeds in your flesh church

aquarius: i think weapons are really just accessories

pisces: this is some lovecraft shit in an infinite ocean

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If you’re able, please donate. 

*It’s customary in Judaism to make donations in multiples of 18 as to bless the recipient(s) with good health and long life (the numerical value of the Hebrew word “chai” which means “life”), but by all means, just give what you can. 

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The three Baudelaire orphans in what seems to be the end of “the end”

#lmao #baby bea's little Violet Baudelaire Original stroller with the parasol i love it #asoue spoilers

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#FUCK

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kirk, running onto the bridge: spock have you read this centuries ol;d webcomic called Homes Stucks spock: not to show emotion butjesus christ

#not to show emotion butjesus christ

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I’ve got a REALLY hot take: Lemony is canonically the sporty Snicket. He was a cheerleader.

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gotta say i can NOT wait to see the cab ‘become a minor character’. im so ready for nathan fillion’s talking taxi and anything less than this will disappoint me

#CARS: UN4TUNATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#i—

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So sad that they didnt have time to finish growing that allison williams clone and had to take her out of her test tube before she was the right age… this is what you all get for clamoring for that November release date :-/