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[ID in alt] 19/25+ of my LGBTQIA+ boots series! bigender flag themed 💙💜🤍💛❤️ stickers or prints of this series here

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DANGER DANGER ⚠️⚡️HIGH VOLTAGE⚡️

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*gestures* Zelda, the hero of time 🫰

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I love them so much I will shove my entire fist into my mouth ❤️

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I can’t stop going woah at sky island mornings

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it seems like we’re getting no dlc for totk so i have to do all the job in this house by myself

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Link just looks so good in this outfit

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Idiot jerkface: Have you gotten the surgery?

Me, a trans woman who has received a phalloplasty to gain a second fully functional penis and now refers to myself exclusively as Ms. Double-Barrelled Johnson: Yes

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Link is the 'look what I can do! *does a very slow roll on the floor* tah dah' type when he gets high. Sheik is the 'this is the calmest and most comfortable I have ever felt, how do I make this permanent' type. Zelda, though. Zelda turns into an even worse infodumper. there's information about this thing that she knows and by the fucking goddesses you will learn about it so help her. and Paya gets really comfortable and philosophical and it seems super deep but only because everyone else around her is also zonked out of their mind. if you wrote down whatever comes out of Paya word for word, it would be the 'it would be fucked up if flowers screamed when you picked them but not because it hurts they're just afraid of heights' sort of ridiculous bullshit.

this ask is so old but I stumbled across it again the other night when I was going through my inbox

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how do we know this is the REAL REAL REAL neil gaiman????? what proof do you have, sir

None, obviously. The real real Neil Gaiman doesn't have any social media.

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It’s very important for everyone to know that one of my cats let me hold her like a baby and rock her today. She was purring. I’m in love. I’m starstruck. New cat dad level reached. I won.

#now she’s laying on my feet while a draw #the gifts haven’t stopped giving

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buses are like huge docile animals to me. so sweet and gentle and kind. what a creature.

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Weirdly Specific Things from Dreams

Okay, I was pondering this on the way home from work, so, which weirdly specific (or specifically weird) thing that tends to crop up my dreams have you also noticed in yours?

#running #but fast #I’m always sprinting away for something #be a monster or a family member #I just keep running forever (until I wake up) #that being said; I VERY rarely dream #so it’s not super duper common #one time I was running from a skeleton in the forest and I jumped off a clif #*cliff; swung from a branch; launching myself in to a river hundreds of feet below #it was pretty gnarly

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Dropping this here...

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me lately once again

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older botw art

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just to hide outside your door 🐍🍎