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Many don’t know this but Taylor swifts music isn’t about being a lesbian or about her relationships it’s actually all fanfiction about her multiple fallout new vegas play throughs. You can tell this because she has a song called karma (obvious fallout reference) and an album named reputation (also a word specific to fallout). She sides with caesars legion every time. And she shoots sunnys dog on purpose

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As a wheelchair user I'm trying to reframe my language for "being in the way."

"I'm in the way," "I can't fit," and "I can't go there," is becoming "there's not enough space," "the walkway is too narrow," and "that place isn't accessible."

It's a small change, but to me it feels as if I'm redirecting blame from myself to the people that made these places inaccessible in the first place. I don't want people to just think that they're helping me, I want them to think that they're making up for someone else's wrongdoing. I want them to remember every time I've needed help as something someone else caused.

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Saint Clippy Maxima, patron saint of single-minded pursuits and instrumental goals.

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you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch

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the signs as code excerpts from the inform 7 designer’s handbook

ARIES: Rhoda is a woman in Marciony Street. Rhoda carries a book called The Marciony Street Murders. Rhoda carries a DVD called Unsolved Serial Killings XVIII. Rhoda carries a stamped envelope called a squashy package. TAURUS: The player carries a shopping bag. In the bag are a diamond necklace, a small rug, and a jar of caviar. GEMINI: Test me with “discuss Elvis / discuss Kennedy / discuss chocolate / discuss narratology vs ludology debate”. CANCER:  “marriage/love/wedding/boyfriend/beau/lover"　”‘So,’ you say. 'This is a little weird since we just met, but, um. Would you like to get married?’ LEO: A dime is a kind of coin. The price of a dime is $0.10. The description of a dime is “Franklin Roosevelt, trying not to look too annoyed that his coin is so small and thin.” VIRGO: Report relieving chaos: say “Now no one fancies anyone, which is safe but tedious.” LIBRA: The indigo bowler, the polka-dotted fedora, the pink beret, and the scarlet cloche are hats. SCORPIO: 'Do shut up,’ says a Melancholy Poseur from over by the window.“ SAGITTARIUS: Test me with "i / get pizza / g / i / get pizza / drop pizza / look / get pizza / g / look / eat pizza / g / g / g / g / get pizza / g / g / g / g / g / g / g / g / g / g / g / g / i / eat pizza / take pizza / g”. CAPRICORN: To take is a verb. To acquire is a verb. To get is a verb. To gain is a verb. To obtain is a verb. To pick up is a verb. To bag is a verb. To procure is a verb. To score is a verb. To grab is a verb. To snag is a verb. To snatch is a verb. To collect is a verb. AQUARIUS: Test me with “x sun / get sun / n / x sun / n / x sun / tie rope to the sun”. PISCES: Instead of kissing the evil fish: say “You’re saving all your lovin for someone a lot cuddlier.”

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Interactive fiction protagonists are like “my pronouns are you/yours”.

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you know I should've had "misha collins outs a straight person as bisexual on accident" on my bingo card but somehow I didn't

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Also, we would really appreciate it if you could prominently refer to it as an 'eHit'.

Crossword Constructors [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is sitting at a table and typing on his laptop. White Hat and Hairbun are standing behind him and looking. The following is written above the characters:] Dear Ms. Swift, Mr. Sheeran, Ms. Minaj, Ms. Grande, and Mr. Weeknd, We are a group of crossword puzzle constructors, and we would like to suggest some titles for your future albums:

Aete

Eni

Oreta

Aroe

Oine

Aen

Enta

Aerae

#SO true

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top 10 interactions honestly

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hehe small

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I’m rereading Percy Jackson, and oh man does the titans curse give me feelings 😳

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#lmao

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When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

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Every so often, I remember that like 80% of Tumblr (myself included) was completely enraptured by a show where the big twist was that the main character forgot his childhood friend was murdered by his sister, and for some reason only remembers his childhood friend ever existing as a dog.

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I lied to you. we're not going to have sex, we're going to fold your laundry and clean your room

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A word from Bisan to the students of the U.S. in their campus solidarity encampments.

#palestine