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[dune-stuff]

[dune-stuff]

eden: i’m always two steps ahead of these bitches

eden: would be three but i have asthma

[dune-stuff]

daniel: i’m an idiot

tess:

june:

tess:

june:

daniel: no you’re not daniel. you have great ideas daniel. we love you daniel.

[dune-stuff]

Pressa: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Tess: Violently studies.

Pasco: Violently sleeps.

Eden: Violently practices.

Anden: Violently exercises.

Daniel: Violently murders people.

June: Violently worries about that previous statement.

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Daniel: Don't you think this is crazy?

June: What?

Daniel: My heart is beating so loudly right now.

June: *blushes* Why?

Daniel: There's a cockroach near your feet.

June: *jumps to mid-air*

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[dune-stuff]

Daniel: Quick grab my hand!

June: *grabs his hand* Now what?

Daniel: Nothing I just wanted to hold hands.

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[dune-stuff]

Text from Pasco: I’m sorry man, I’m gonna be a half hour late.

Daniel, having completely forgoten they were meeting up and still laying in bed: You always do this.

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Daniel: What is it called when you shoot somone on Halloween?

Daniel: Trigger treat.

June: No, it’s called homicide.

Daniel: Trigger treat.

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[dune-stuff]

[Daniel’s first day as an agent]

Agent: Maybe you should try being more professional.

Daniel: Maybe you should stop being a little bitch.

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[dune-stuff]

Daniel: *rolls down the window* What seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: Get the fuck out of my car.

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[dune-stuff]

June: You’re an idiot.

Daniel: But I’m your idiot.

Daniel: *points at wedding ring*

FOREVEEEEER.

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[dune-stuff]

Daniel: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline.

June: Go ahead.

Daniel: Tooth-hurry.

June: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Daniel: You complete me.

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[dune-stuff]

Eden: Darn right I’m upset!

Daniel: Eden, watch your language!

Daniel: Oh. You did. Sorry.

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June: In the Republic, we call that a “traumatic event”, not a *turns to daniel* bruh moment, or a *turns to pascao* major l, or an *turns to eden* oof lmao.

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Eden: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Daniel: I’m gonna tell him.

June: Don’t you dare.

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[dune-stuff]

SCRAWNY BY WALLOWS IS EDENS SONG

[dune-stuff]

Eden: I wish you could block people in real life.

June: Restaining order.

Daniel: Murder.

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