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dustzvacuumcleaner · 13 hours
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Chase: I see. You’re right my dear sir
Chase: [HOW COULD HE TALK TO ME LIKE THIS]
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acw girlhood
Somehow one day every boy in DC woke up finding themselves in anime girls body but I want to keep the original pronouns & character traits lol
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 13 hours
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Introducing u guys to: Gore Vidal Lincoln
Seward feeling jilted as a great beauty abandoned at the altar by a plain and unworthy man while carefully listening to Lincoln’s change on his edition of the inaugural speech
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TITTIES
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Just Charles Sumner being Charles Sumner.
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Blair BARK (I’m sorry I laughed at this
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Chase being a nervous creepy girlfailure (no
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And so much more.
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 13 hours
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i want to list some seward stories here so people can understand a little better why i like this little fucker. here’s what i call “sewardisms”:
so william henry seward was THE light of the ballroom basically. he was ur one stop to have a good conversation with a cigar and drink in hand. and imagine that while knowing he was a fiery little red head standing at 5’6 who’s slender frame was likened to a scarecrow.
his favorite color was yellow and YOU WILL KNOW it. half of his clothes were yellow. his hanker-chiefs were yellow. He loved himself some stupid yellow.
he married frances seward in 1824 and they were the cutest lovebirds ever. they had five kids and fred seward and his wife became the like Defacto secretaries of seward and his lafayette park house bc he was literally never at home with his wife.
continuing w him and frances he once got into a love triangle (square?) with frances and this older senator who saw him as a young man who could fulfill his dreams. his name was albert tracy haller and this is one of his letters to him:
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SO seward replies reciprocating it stating that he was happy learning they shared “feelings which I had become half ashamed for their effeminacy to confess I possessed.” but then haller gets like more continually obsessive and angry when seward doesn’t respond as quickly (he’s just like me fr). so he ruined their relationship as haller and thurlow weed (sewards bff and main political advisor) were ALSO beginning to beef over seward. so seward ended up picking weed over the obsessive haller. BUT ITS NOT OVER!!! because while seward is off working haller gets in with frances and tries to get with her and it starts to work… until seward writes a bunch of letters crying and begging her to not leave him because he was scared she didn’t love him anymore. so they both decided to throw haller out and never speak to him again! Power couple!!!
the first night that abraham lincoln and seward met they had to share a bed together where they chatted throughout the night and then finally fell asleep. in a weird coincidence, and the final days they spent together were in seward’s bed as he whispered stories to seward who was currently in excruciating pain because of his shoulder and broken jaw. whenever seward finally fell asleep (something which he dearly needed) lincoln finally left.
i just absolutely adore the relationship between the two. they started off as aquantiances and grew into rivals during the 1860 election. whenever lincoln won seward was PISSED that such a lowly small town lawyer could win but took the secretary of state job anyways. they slowly grew into friends and then by the end of the first year lincoln was spending basically every waking moment with him. they had the same sense of humor and interests, such as theater which seward was his main guest at each performance. they were basically inseparable as he was the closest to lincoln in the cabinet and they had become bffs. they make me so happy, they didn’t care for looks and most of the time you could find them with ruffled hair and misplaced clothing. seward thought the absolute world of lincoln because of how good of a person he was. like i just can’t understate how much seward loved lincoln and saw him for all of his wisdom. i’ve mentioned this before but at this point seward was seeing lincoln more than lincoln’s own wife so she (being mary todd) was angry and jealous of seward (totally understandable) who lincoln spent his nights with instead of her. this jealousy also leached out into other members of the cabinet such as salmon p chase, edwin stanton, and gideon welles who were angry their president spent more time with seward than the actual cabinet. they thought seward had his ear most of the time and was just the acting president. ppl spread those rumors a lot my favorite insult is when george mcclellan called seward a meddling incompetent puppy. it got to the point where seward was gonna resign bc of it until lincoln stepped in and was like No you’re not leaving.
seward came up with adding thanksgiving as a holiday and lincoln was like “hell yeah”
seward got into a carriage accident and dislocated his shoulder and broke his jaw. so for a few weeks he was bed ridden. during this time was the assassination attempts of both him and lincoln. lincoln died while seward’s face was slashed the hell up but he was otherwise still kicking. no one told him that lincoln had passed but when he saw the american flag hanging half mast one morning he knew. while crying he said that if lincoln was alive he would have already come to see him or ask about him but he knew.
after this was some more big hits as his wife died the same year and so did his daughter. he was literally having the WORST year ever and i feel so bad for him.
yeah there’s definitely more but those are the big bits (which i’m probably fucking up some). he’s so campy. i love the little fucker so so much.
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 4 days
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Mr. Seward wants to speak to the dead.
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 5 days
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New York Whigs
“Seward is Weed and Weed is Seward”😐😐😐
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 5 days
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Failed attempt to draw birdy
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 5 days
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Face study for Seward which completely failed, I have no idea how the hell does he look like. He looks different from every angle😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 7 days
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(one of) his gifts to lincoln
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 7 days
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Don’t ask I know literally nothing about the guys on the canvas so please *escape*
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 8 days
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 9 days
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 9 days
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 9 days
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I’m sorry but shall I be the first(?dk) one to mention I somehow feel strange but real similarities between Alec Stephens & John Randolph of Roanoke, I shall mean PHYSICAL TRAITS AND CONDITIONS
😐I confess I read little on both of them but can’t ignore the somewhat elephant in the room I mean I don’t know
Had a deadcrush on Alexander h Stephens tell me about him (sorry not sorry) and William h Seward😭
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 10 days
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Me and my friend was going through his au and
both agreed on John Randolph of Roanoke fashion should give a Cruella De Vil vibe
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 11 days
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Had a deadcrush on Alexander h Stephens tell me about him (sorry not sorry) and William h Seward😭
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 11 days
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Looks pretty gay but okay
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dustzvacuumcleaner · 11 days
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Doodled this during apush midterm review
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