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Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

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Dear Creators ... 🎶

#miku #hatsune miku

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I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago

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💀Today's Miku figure is:💀

Chuya Factory's Phantom Rock garage kit ver.

#oh my god. oh my god #i think i hauve covid #hatsune miku #miku

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a weird thing is that we got waves of people going "who cares if its cringe or youre annoying! have fun!" but no one really learned how to accept the fact that some people will find you annoying or think your art or your work or posts or anyrhing sucks and thats ok. rather it just became a weird "if people think youre annoying theyre just morally bad. let people enjoy things!". like no i think this yes man only biome sucks and people are allowed to not like artstyles and shows and media and other things

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My usual source of income has been temporarily interrupted, I need to pick up some work to pay my bills this month! Message me/send an ask if you're interested. Prices listed are for flat colors like the fullbody examples shown.

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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

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What I’ve observed

#yeah

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"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love

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a lot of artists dont know what fat bodies look like but they also dont know what muscular bodies look like. they don’t know what ‘average’ weight bodies look like either. honestly im gonna be real some artists can draw the skinniest character humanly possible skinner. its like some secret talent they have

#once i started practicing fat bodies i lost all respect for popular artists who claim they can't draw them #bc it's so fucking easy to learn how to do if you spend ANY time on it im literally better at drawing fat ppl than thin ppl now lmao

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#picking you up like a ferret #jevil ferret would be adorable

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You can crossdress. Btw