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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

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please do not go so hard at "Elon is terrible and the Cybertruck is a dumpster fire" (which is true) that you somehow make your way to "electric cars are all ticking time bombs" (which is false, and mostly said by people who want to keep driving combustion engine cars perpetually because they think the climate crisis is made up)

#i dont live in a place with good enough EV infrastructure yet #but one day id love an electric car lol

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

#I’ve read so many of my favorite fics dozens and dozens of times

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“But you know my name.” “Well, now, that sounds like a you problem, don’t it?” “But what am I supposed to call you? Just—” she waves her hands spastically in front of her, gun included— “‘Hey, you?’” “You can call me whatever you damn well like.”

Or: A girl, a dog, and a ghoul set off across the Mojave.

A look at the events of the Fallout TV series, post season one.

#so excited this is gonna be my post work treat

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X-Men ’97 1x05 “Remember It”

#THAT ANALYSIS #MWAHH #xmen #xmen 97

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“Do not make me let you down.”

#xmen #xmen 97 #x men 97 #OP ive been waiting for ur magneto and holy shit it did not disappoint

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oh boy new x-men 97 I wonder if rogue's gonna choose between gambit or mag-

#xmen #xmen 97 #x men 97 #AY YAI YAI

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I'm going to go fight for what I have left. Are you?

Erik + being unwilling to sacrifice Charles

#cherik #xmen #hes so sillyyyyy

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They annoy the hell out for everyone and it's great.

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POV you’re 12 and looking up an art tutorial for the first time and are about to internalize some deeply flawed information about human anatomy 

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#i wish i could unsee this

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you've made an enemy sam reich

#EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS!!!! THE WENIS IS A DANCE

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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

#me with jason todd

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