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Steve: Sam…Sam, NO.
Sam: SAM YES.
You know he would.
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My day so far~~~~}
Me- i want to hold it *picks up snake * Me- i can feel her toungue *giggled and holds it to scared to hurt it* Snake-*l looks At other female and makes eye contact Me- i don't want it looking at me! * Freaks out face turning red and eyes tear up* My mom- hahaha *laughing at my pain* Me- *dieing inside as shakes eyes stare into my soul* Mom- *still laughing at pain* Me-oh god! *Snake coils around hand tightly keeping eye contact" Little girl- wow your face is so red right now! Me-agh help*says in a whimpering voice
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what i say: i'm bored
what i mean: none of my usual hobbies are stimulating enough for me anymore because i am dead inside and i am desperately craving human interaction in a vain attempt to keep myself from slipping into the abyss of insanity
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She is not gorgeous...
She's fabulously gorgeous!!!!!!
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someone was drinking a potato in my math class today
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You know you need to move out when you hear. "Bang bang harvest moon! Ima kill that sun if a bitch with my chocolate bar bang bang !!"
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howcome the president always wins the election
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Thank the heavens
fam if donald trump wins the election you gonna catch me in canada drinkin bagged milk and flexin with free healthcare
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when people bring up your past
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my drug dealer cracks me up
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does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
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what is this from??? is there more? i need more. 
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sET OUT ON A MISSION TO FIND, OUR, INNER PEACE
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i heard this really soppy song so i decided to make an obnoxiously long and incredibly half-assed comic about dan’s refusal to tell phil that he actually loved him while he was still alive, and his regret to do so after he died. i do not own the lyrics, just the drawings! the original english lyrics belong to JubyPhonic. hope you enjoyed it : —- )
also it’s grainy sorry 
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sET OUT ON A MISSION TO FIND, OUR, INNER PEACE
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