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#my mom has 7 kids #6 girls 1 boy #she wanted all the girls to have russian names that end with A #my father got to choose the middle names #he named me Lake because #according to him #'everyone was naming their kids brooke' #😑😑😑 #i was named on a dad joke

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Alright lads, here's one for any and all writers: what are the top five things readers can basically always expect to see in your work?

#the concept of grey morality #someone has borderline personality disorder unintentionally #everyone is queer in some way or another #witty dialogue and insulting banter as a love language #and stream of consciousness writing

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Something to the left of you is your gender now

#24 case of poland spring water bottles #that tracks

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It’s true and you should say it.

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i am in fact a boy who is always plagued by the sleeplytired

#about me

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FUCK object Permanence

If I can’t see it? ITS FUCKING GONE.

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your 4 most recent emojis describe your 2022 experience mine are fucking 😔🤡✨😭

#😘🥺👆😏 #yeah that seems like a typical time for me.

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Headlights are just too bright now. We gotta regulate them.

(And before anyone says it’s just an aiming problem - no. Like I apologize to the headlight aficionados clearly lusting after lighthouses, chernobyl, or the death star, but no amount of aiming is gonna fix the fact that the moment your car encounters any kind of hill, curve, or bump, my retinas are vaporized by a shade of blue-white previously known only to god. Just accept your limits and settle for a soft orange like the rest of us)

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*doing your tarot reading*

oh. two of worms. it means worms are coming to your house.. interpret that how you will..

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Merry DL-6mas everyone!!!

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Marathoned a show with a friend tonight and felt compelled to make this

Hope this clears things up

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it's so funny when people critique dark tropes and plotlines with "this isn't appropriate, people ACTUALLY going through this" because the human condition is like. very much the point.

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#2

#6

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new kinsey scale just dropped tag yourself

I used to be a 5 but now I’m a 3

#im 'x' #hate coffee