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fa-nuit-hen getting consistently referred to with they/them pronouns years after Orsinium and Maelstrom Arena released is really funny. you know what representation the nonbinaries need? a short little manlet (themlet?) with memory issues who haunts every dps main's nightmares. this is what they want, yeah?

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Did You Know: If Salmo the Baker ever acquires bread in his inventory, he will go to either the Two Sisters Lodge or the West Weald Inn, take a bite out of the bread, and crash the game? To avoid this happening, he has been programmed to not seek out bread, despite being a baker.

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eso affirmations

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"Khajiit is moving to Summerset? Here, this one recommends this book. It is all Khajiit needs to be more comfortable among the Altmer"

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4E 201 in skyrim is like…did you hear that the high king is dead. did you hear that the harbinger of the companions is dead. did you hear that the thieves’ guildmaster is dead. did you hear that the archmage of winterhold is dead. did you hear that the headmaster of the bards’ college is hosting burning man weekly

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Player name: Popsicle of Meat

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Player name: Bjorn Cheek-Clapper

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Player name: Doge Mc-Borks-Alot

Description: this is a khajiit.

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Player name: Blue Spidget Finner

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Player name: Sees-All-Dumplings

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Player name: Enjoy the exquisite game

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Player name: Buries-Many-Corpses

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Player name: Kittynado, The Flawless Conquerer

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Player name: Bonnie Big Bones

Description: a heavyset orc woman.

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