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[elyseunleashed]

Have I Cracked the Tinder Code?

I didn't have sex for two and a half years after I left my ex-husband.

There were many reasons why I avoided the "dirty deed".

I won't bore you with those details at this point in my story telling.

This first post of mine as a divorced mother-of-one approaching a certain age this year (coughfortycough) is to lay it all out there for whomever is possessed to read the crazy tales I've already accumulated from my super honest Tinder bio.

As I am coming up on year 3 of leaving the ex, I have put myself out there on the apps. Needless to say, I feel like I emerged from a loveless, miserable, marriage into a completely different dimension than I was before I said "I do."

At first, I was naïve to think I could look for someone to date on Tinder. I also did not know what I was looking for, and I know now I did NOT like the idea of dating. It just seems so forced, so fake.

I ended up matching with so many bots, and the "real" men strung me along or cat-fished me.

Several factors accumulated into the perfect storm of my hormones raging, and now I am insatiably horny. I also found out that I am somewhat of a freak, and want to explore the world of non-vanilla sex.

So, that leads me to why the probably less than 5 of you reading this are here - what the heck did I say in my Tinder bio to crack said code?

I put the tags of Ethical non-monogamy, Open relationship, and Open to exploring so that people would know I don't subscribe to monogamy.

Then the "About Me" section states:

I'm single af, learning and exploring about myself. Let's discuss and see if you want to know or do more. Do our freak flags align?

The hottest thing you can do is... tell me what you're into

I also had something about finding someone to be a good boy for me, but I have since realized that attracts some exhausting dudes.

So, buckle up, or don't, and get ready for this wild ride I've been on.

I've had a lot of laughs, made a few friends, had some great sex, and also had some busts. I've been cat-fished 3-5 different ways, and asked if I was a real person on multiple occasions.

Most importantly, I've been able to be unapologetically me, which is what I've wanted to do for so long. I'm signing off for now, but don't worry, you will get the first story of many out of me soon enough.

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