empressmandy

[empressmandy]

"...dookie? Seriously? What are you, five?"

"So, YOU'RE The female dirtchild Juniors spoken to Zim about. Pffft, you don't look so tough. I fail to see what the big deal is."

"Oh great, another alien invader. Well you SHOULD be scared of me. I’ve beaten aliens bigger than you."

[empressmandy]

"Uh huh? Keep trying...I've been turned into worse."

"So, YOU'RE The female dirtchild Juniors spoken to Zim about. Pffft, you don't look so tough. I fail to see what the big deal is."

"Oh great, another alien invader. Well you SHOULD be scared of me. I’ve beaten aliens bigger than you."

#what a dork

[empressmandy]

"Feeling's mutual, bonehead."

“Best Friend” or not, I refuse to help you take over me home. It’s de only ting I got left dat you haven’t ruined.

[empressmandy]

"Ruined? Oh, I'm hurt, Grim." Mandy rolled her eyes. "Whatever, you're just delaying the inevitable. I'm gonna rule both worlds."

"Best Friend" or not, I refuse to help you take over me home. It's de only ting I got left dat you haven't ruined.

[empressmandy]

"But you promised to be my best friend, Grim. That means you'll help me with my dreams, Grim. It's not like the Underworld would be worse with me in charge, certainly better than the bureaucratic nonsense you have now."

cantankerousbagofbones replied to your post “Ever thought of taking over the underworld?”

Ch’yeah, like I’m gonna let you do dat!!!

"As I recall, I OWN YOU."

[empressmandy]

"But a BEST FRIEND wouldn't crush their friend's dreams, would they?"

cantankerousbagofbones replied to your post “Ever thought of taking over the underworld?”

Ch’yeah, like I’m gonna let you do dat!!!

"As I recall, I OWN YOU."

[empressmandy]

cantankerousbagofbones replied to your post “Ever thought of taking over the underworld?”

Ch'yeah, like I'm gonna let you do dat!!!

"As I recall, I OWN YOU."

#cantankerousbagofbones #sorry #i had a long day at work and napped for a while

[empressmandy]

Ever thought of taking over the underworld?

"What are you, stupid? I'm just biding my time..."

#Anonymous

[empressmandy]

HAPPY SKELETON SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

….. Skeleton season?

#sorry #i know it's not relevant here #but i need to reblog my friends being hilarious #they're who I RP with on my other blog #among others #OOC

[empressmandy]

Ever play Clash of Clans?

"I don't have time for that sort of thing. It takes away from Mandy time."

#Anonymous

[empressmandy]

What's the hardest game you ever played?

"Life. But I'm in first place."

#Anonymous

[empressmandy]

She yawned and got out her phone, playing something. "Boring..."

"So, YOU'RE The female dirtchild Juniors spoken to Zim about. Pffft, you don't look so tough. I fail to see what the big deal is."

"Oh great, another alien invader. Well you SHOULD be scared of me. I’ve beaten aliens bigger than you."

[empressmandy]

"That's all? I hear that sort of thing on a daily basis, try harder."

"So, YOU'RE The female dirtchild Juniors spoken to Zim about. Pffft, you don't look so tough. I fail to see what the big deal is."

"Oh great, another alien invader. Well you SHOULD be scared of me. I’ve beaten aliens bigger than you."

[empressmandy]

"Fine then." Mandy's face was still hard and cold.

The draculina could not help herself, humming a dark melody as she walked in the shadows, a smirk painted on her features. "Thiiiings you seee in a Graaaaveyaaaard...~"

Mandy whipped around, fists ready. “who’s there?”

[empressmandy]

"So you want me to know everything?" if she was able to laugh, she would've let out a chuckle. Instead, she just kept her neutral expression.

"So, YOU'RE The female dirtchild Juniors spoken to Zim about. Pffft, you don't look so tough. I fail to see what the big deal is."

"Oh great, another alien invader. Well you SHOULD be scared of me. I’ve beaten aliens bigger than you."

[empressmandy]

Billy and Mandy’s Jacked-Up Halloween (2003)

#OTP: Irwin/humiliation

[empressmandy]

"You're pretty easy to read, green boy."

"So, YOU'RE The female dirtchild Juniors spoken to Zim about. Pffft, you don't look so tough. I fail to see what the big deal is."

"Oh great, another alien invader. Well you SHOULD be scared of me. I’ve beaten aliens bigger than you."