A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with
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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
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ok i’m curious
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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im gonna be busy so the teenage mutant ninja turtles are looking after new york tonight
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reblog for sample size !!
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yeah
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best part of showering is laying on my bed tits out afterward
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ancient greek word of the day: θαλασσονόμος (thalassonomos), dwelling in the sea
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Sometimes, you gotta take a shower and pretend that you’re a mermaid sitting under a waterfall that’s running down into a secret lagoon, away from the troubles of the world. The sun is softly peaking through the branches of the trees. The wind is gently blowing. There’s nothing but you and your song.
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I am the storm that was approaching. I’m going away now. I’m shy.
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liking my mutuals' posts sloppy style
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Reblog to stab prev 🔪
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