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ephemeraality · 4 years
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Sex tip:
If you enjoy doggystyle but are missing eye contact you can facetime your partner.
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ephemeraality · 5 years
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You simply can’t respect nature if you’re murdering and slaughtering it the fact of the matter is we don’t ever NEED to kill animals how can this be done in a respectful way? And whether or not you’re grateful for it does not matter to those animals when they’re dead this is the biggest load of bullshit for an excuse to murder innocent creatures I’ve ever read in my life
i feel like a lot of the bias that white ppl have against hunting is bc their cultural image of hunting and killing animals is based in disrespect and subjugation of nature instead of respect, gratitude, and coexistence with nature
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ephemeraality · 5 years
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It’s infinetly more valuable to tell girls they don’t have to perform femininity than to tell boys they’re allowed to
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this is the only funny thing on yhe internet
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me at a sleepover in 3rd grade with a bunch of girls who arent even nice to me at exactly 8:30 PM
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ephemeraality · 5 years
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rumors are tru I do have a fat pussy
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ephemeraality · 5 years
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every zodiac season yall go “it’s time to be horny!”. every. single. one. gays just admit u wanting to get fingerblasted has less to do with the stars and more to do with ur internal beast yearning to get rawed
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ephemeraality · 5 years
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*having sex*
partner: how does that feel?
me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool
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ephemeraality · 5 years
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stop calling every lesbian who says they don’t like dick a terf this is unreal i hate this website so much
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eileen myles, from dear andrea, sorry, tree
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ephemeraality · 5 years
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there’s nothing i love more than snacking whilst i’m studying although i’m quite frankly terrible at cooking. hence, this is a masterpost for study snack ideas as well as other recipes you might find enjoyable! [inspired by @studiyng​‘s food masterpost ily lucia!!]
study snacks
baked bananas [fave!!!]
caprese salad
banana ice cream
power snacks for studying
frozen grapes [fave!!!!]
the best + easiest study snacks
study snacks for finals
study snacks for late-night cram sessions
foods with benefits
some ridiculously healthy foods
super cute must eat fruits
body cleansing fruits
hot beverages
teas + their effects
hot drinks for winter
hot chocolate recipes
coffee recipes
hot drink recipes
spice up your hot chocolate
what tea you should take according to how you feel
breakfast/lunch/dinner
quick + easy breakfast dishes
+ more easy breakfasts
vegan burgers
vegetarian dinners
eggplant parmesan grilled cheese
food hacks!
fast dinner recipes
pizza margherita in 4 easy steps
student recipes
surviving uni
+ more survival recipes
a student recipe website
soup recipes
smoothies
vegan smoothies masterpost
pantone mango smoothie
pantone smoothie that tastes like candy
pantone red berry smoothie
pantone vegan protein smoothie
pantone raspberry smoothie
pantone banana smoothie
pantone papaya smoothie
pantone blueberry smoothie
pantone strawberry smoothie
pantone banana/mango smoothie
pantone avocado smoothie
special diets
vegetarian
vegan
gluten free
dairy free
for when you’ve got a sweet tooth
funfetti cupcakes!
cookies n cream donuts
peanut butter cups
strawberries n cream cake
caramel apple mini cheesecakes
a bunch of sweet recipes!
margarita cupcakes
mug brownie!
microwave mug cake
layered ice cream pops
rainbow cheesecake
natural remedies
sore throats
anxiety
herbal remedies from your garden
colds
coughing
+ my masterposts
notes, studying, and self-study resources
self-study resources
supplies
igcse resources
improving your handwriting
how to studyblr
literature masterpost
organisation
aesthetically pleasing notes
annotating
studying a foreign language
really great apps
math
college + uni
motivation
biology
space!!!!
chemistry
physics
summary writing
the discursive/argumentative essay
the narrative essay + the descriptive essay
the ultimate english masterpost!!
stress relief
what i’ve learnt throughout my years of being a student
how to stay productive during holidays
bullet journals
melodic studying
philosophy
+ more
this is all from me today, hope you guys enjoyed it + are ready to cook up some nice stuff [try the grapes + bananas if you like them at least, you will not regret it!] 💟
-helena xx
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ephemeraality · 5 years
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“Have you seen me” you look like a melted Barbie shut up oh my god
HAHAHAHA omg that’s so fucking funny don’t get angry just because you’ll never ever be good enough to get with someone that looks like me
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ephemeraality · 5 years
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I actually can’t believe I had someone call me ugly?? Have u seen me??
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