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Nothing more British than getting... "inspiration" from a creator who's Nigerian and American without asking her permission.

#resurrecting the blog bc i’m big mad #roaches or person

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IT BEGINS.

#AS GOD INTENDED #main

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page from The Chirpbook

#crying sobbing throwing up #ngozi let me live please i beg of you #main #nurseydex #nursery #dex my son #chowder #erb

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#SEEN AND HEARD #erb #haus dad holster #main

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#BACK ON MY BULLSHIT #S O B B I N G #main #nurseydex #nursey #dex my son

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#sobbing crying etc etc #main #erb

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#roadie is the right answer and you all know it #main #hi i feel old #long time no POST

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The poll is viral can we please get a TV show

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Check, Please! Sophomore Year #12 - Post I: Roadie back« start »next ✔ more CP! | blog | about ★Reblogs help spread the comic!★

#main #the eternal debate #and peak nurseydex content also

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#honest to god omgcp is the first way i know that beyoncé has done Something #main #erb #jackbitty

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William "Dex" Poindexter from Check Please! is Forklift Certified!

#o h m y g o d #dex my son #hello i’ve come to scream into the void and will go disappear again #this post was worth it

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Tweet out #checkpleaseTV! 

Quote tweet and share! The more tweets we get in a smaller period of time, the better. Just to show ‘em…there are readers OUT HERE!!!

#i don’t have a twitter but for those who do ig??? #main #i would die if there was a show i stg #litcherally have songs that i want for the soundtrack #may or may not have an entire musical episode choreographed in my head #by that i mean i do #so um ngozi if you want these fictional hockey boys to do a mandatory musical episode please i will choreograph it

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When Nursey and Dex get their first place together after college, Nursey buys a piece of wall art that says "Live, Laugh, Lobster"

#listen you’re right and you should say it #nurseydex #nursery #dex my son #god i feel and understand this on a spiritual level #why decorate your home well when you can pretend to be like the moms who spend all of their money on home decor from aldi

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parse stans be like "omgcp sucks. i can't believe fanon parse isn't included in the actual comic" my brother in christ you created fanon parse

#hi i’m Back #parse

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tumblr's banned tags as omgcp characters

#good evening and welcome to my biannual post on this blog #here to remind you that life can in fact get better but that doesn’t mean you won’t still cling to your highly specific side blog from 2016 #life update about to be a sorta professional dancer bc i was offered a contract 👁👄👁 #um let’s see! what else #still have to be customer service carolyn to make money tho #other than that still obsessed with nurseydex it’s been years and my brain will not let omgcp die #i hope you all have! a good day MANIFESTING THAT FOR U #god the first post tho i’m SCREAM #dex my son #is so gAy gay homosexual gay #do you think that tag is banned #we’ll see

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hello friends, it's been a while. my dear cat, cora, went into the vet for a routine concern today and suddenly we found our previously healthy cat had fluid around her lungs.

labs and ultrasounds have yet to come back with actual diagnosis but today's $1300 bill maxed out my credit card used for my partner and my medical expenses after seven er visits and major surgery this year.

help a qtpoc seasian make sure their cat is cared for whatever the prognosis is and that she is happy and comfortable 💕

#boost #hi so this is my best friend and this is their cat #please do what you can if you can #:(