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#i dont go here but AMAZING shape design

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

#h8 work i should be at the local panera bread with two (2) booths and that fuckass cocaine lemonade

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I don't like giving my dog cigarettes, but it's the only thing he'll trade me for Xanax

#aw man fuck all of your cool dogs. katherine hepburn only has skittles from the bottom of her toybox that taste like keys

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#online i think by virtue of the fact that i talk on here #irl i speak to like. katherine hepburn. my mom maybe. #*HI MY DOG'S NAME IS KATHERINE HEPBURN. WILD SENTENCE OTHERWISE.

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Christians hate when a gay man goes “fuck it, I’ll gladly go to Hell if you want me to so bad” because it takes the edge away from their tools of fear. If they can’t scare you with threats of eternal damnation then one of their main weapons is taken away.

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LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC Interview with the Vampire | S01E06 "Like Angels Put in Hell by God"

#iwtv #love when he pretends to be a top. w his lil amex or whatever it was

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"Да пшёл ты нахуй" which means "F*ck you" or more like "Go f*ck yourself"

#kskdjdjsk #iwtv

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Interview with the Vampire (2022—)

1.04 "The Ruthless Pursuit of Blood With All a Child's Demanding" 1.06 "Like Angels Put in Hell by God"

#having a thought. having a thought. #about lestat being the one who willfully kicks off Claudia’s maturation while also being violently annoyed when the doll grows up. #iwtv #never not thinking abt the lapdog quote. anyways

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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

#CUT CUT CUT ME UP AND FUCK FUCK FUCK ME UP #all day with this.

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It’s true I saw it happen

#iwtv #AND THE DEVIL GRANTS HIS EVERY WISH BITCH

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I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak. I like his movies but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his spacious french apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his movies and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Owen Wilson pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Owen?" and then the following day Owen Wilson will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Wes look at this," and Wes will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Owen Wilson. and the next time Wes is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Owen Wilson will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Bill Murray or Adrian Brody to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Wes looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Owen," and Owen Wilson will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Wes will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Owen Wilson will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Owen Wilson's cheeks but he can't say a word and Wes, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Owen Wilson will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Wes Anderson will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Owen Wilson's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames

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eating her out!! (gnawing on her guts and snarling)

#iwtv #this is madelene. to me. #lived 5 min already showed signs of Cool Girl

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Miss princess baby is throwing a tantrum bc I gave her a carrot snack instead of a beef bone

#SPOILT on those beef bones. #babygirl tag #pitching SUCH a fit. pushing the carrot around the living room w her nose. pulling down throw blankets. the works #ignoring her by posting abt it so ofc now shes eating it. but holy shit girl

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LOTR AU where the horn of Gondor is a kazoo

#or one a them honking plastic chickens from Vine #lotr #tolkien

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Lelio or may i say Leslut

#hiiiim #iwtv

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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

#the democrats made me convert or they wouldn’t give me my stimulus checks *lookdown emoji*

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#lalsldldlslslslskdkdkeo #iwtv