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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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#fob

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already can't pretend to care about the male loneliness epidemic because it isn't real but listening to the way men actually talk about their friends/what they think friendship entails makes me care even less sorry

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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

#most notes is like 175k last i checked #it's from like 2017 and still gets notes #then second biggest is like 150k from 2020 which also still gets notes #ironically i think the 2020 one had a bigger cultural impact

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#5 I'm always smoking but i very rarely drink

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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Fears

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This a a reminder to not fall victim to the sunk-cost fallacy. Just because you invested time and energy into something, does not mean you should indefinitely waste more time and energy on it, if you decide it’s not what you want anymore. This goes for anything, from books, to relationships, to jobs, to hobbies, etc.

If it’s not serving you anymore, move on.

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Why did someone die in my inbox

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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

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Lmao at this lesbian cable worker who said this right in front of Dick Cheney when fixing his internet. What a hero.

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when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.