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SAMAMA KHALID YOU ARE SO REAL for being an overachieving gifted kid and getting hung up on the first people who rejected you. You are so unbelievably real for that

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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

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things i have genuinely heard my neighbours kids say while playing: - "I have found your evil lair! Begone, villain!" "Oh no! I guess I'll just have to..*in an evil voice* increase your taxes" "NOOOOOOO"

theyre 7 and 9.

#not a magnus post #kids are weird

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the fuck in the Stanley parable is episode 13 of wtnv

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #not a magnus post

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who's this asshole

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MAGNUS ARCHIVE PIN GIVEAWAY

In anticipation of the limited release of my glow-in-the-dark variant pins I'm doing a give away of seconds (seconds are versions of the pins with slight flaws/defects. All pretty much unnoticeable but wouldn't be sold at full price)! Inc. free international shipping! To enter: Just reblog and be following! (Full release is in 5 days!)

I will be choosing five winners at random on the 12th of May (2024) 00:00 BST!

#holy shit #these are so cool

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MAGNUS ARCHIVE PIN GIVEAWAY

In anticipation of the limited release of my glow-in-the-dark variant pins I'm doing a give away of seconds (seconds are versions of the pins with slight flaws/defects. All pretty much unnoticeable but wouldn't be sold at full price)! Inc. free international shipping! To enter: Just reblog and be following! (Full release is in 5 days!)

I will be choosing five winners at random on the 12th of May (2024) 00:00 BST!

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tmagp spoilers, CAT123 alchemy theorizing

for your viewing consideration: the OIAR's logo, showing what appears to be an inverted alchemical symbol of the Philosopher's Stone...

so, let's talk Category 1, 2, and 3, today CAT1 in particular. I think these may be matching to the alchemical primes: 🜍 ☿ 🜔 Respectively: Soul, Spirit, and Body - all seen in the sigil of the OIAR What elements of fear and dread might associate with each of these? Let's start with Category 1. Our category 1 statements so far have been: -Reanimation (partial) -Needles! -Mr. Bonzo! -Mr Bonzo again Or, to approach this from the other angle: what is *not* in the CAT23 statements that is in the above: (Red Canary and the Tattoo (corpse) -/- compulsion) I think there's a strong case for Category 1 being that of Body. The reanimation had a focus on the remains, Needles and Mr. Bonzo are highly visceral. There's a focus on flesh, less so on spirit/soul. In contrast, RedCanary was much less physically visceral and much more driven by emotions and curiosity and desire to know - similar to the other 23 statement. Lena Kelley: "In order for the wheels to keep on turning, all these forces need to be monitored and balanced. That is where we come in."

previously: nice job everybody who voted that the OIAR might be monitoring and maintaining "alchemical" balance! Lena's recent words seem to support that...but who knows if she can be believed~

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Gerry my beloved 🖤

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“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"

Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering* /scene

🖤witchvamp.com🖤

#gonna need that eye skirt #reblog.save

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I'm only on like ep 11 of wtnv but okay the fuck you mean the need for air? (also I am sure there is Something Going On with Cecil and I am determined to not get spoiled but to find out :) )

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #not a magnus post

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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the fucked-up-hands boyfriends

(a headcanon of 'spiralling' michael, but gerry is comforting him (trying at least))

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goodbyes & reunions

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