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from the greatest jackbox game I’ve ever been a part of

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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me

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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

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Oh Zelda we're really in it now :(

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(Nsfw) This girl I used to mess around with was super rich, and when we hooked up I would blindfold her for kink reasons and also so I could steal fancy booze from her parents liquor cabinet. I stopped cuz I felt bad but then her mom said that people who couldn’t afford to buy teslas were fucking the planet up so I slid in her dms to see if I could start up again

STOP THATS SO FUNNY

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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Should I break up with my roommate? We’re not dating or anything but the friendship is getting a little homoerotic and I’m scared of intimacy

Get more homoerotic

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yiké

just don’t do that

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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

#HELP

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suitchuck again?

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This is yuri.

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There’s a fic on fanfiction(.)net that I’ve kept tabs on for years to see if it’s been updated or not. While I’m no longer even in the fandom it’s written for, it just has one of the greatest storylines I’ve ever read. Last time it was updated was 2011.

The other day, I decided to reread the entire thing and leave a very in-depth review of what I thought of each chapter. I also mentioned how I started reading it when I was 13 and am now 21, but always came back to see if it was ever finished because I loved it so dearly.

Today, said author sent me a private message saying that her analytics showed that the story was still getting views even after all these years, but no one ever bothered to leave reviews other than “update soon!!!”, so she never felt motivated enough to finish it. She said that me reviewing every single chapter with lengthy paragraphs made her cry and meant the world to her. She also mentioned that she felt encouraged to write the two remaining chapters needed to complete the story and that she would send me a message the night before she updates the fic.

I’m literally sobbing. I’m so excited :’)

Please always remember to leave a review when reading fanfiction!!! It means a lot to a writer.

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$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It isn't even all one piece.

$122,000. That's more than my entire household income, and we're 3 adults with full-time jobs.

If you gave that $122,000 to Feeding America, that would provide over 1 million meals.

That's $122,000 more than Tesla paid in taxes.

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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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they're making me scan 80s kentucky fair stuff again and if i have to see the pig ad again my day will be irrevocably ruined

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look at how cute ke huy quan was in the early 90s omg. the directions this man’s career could have taken…… hollywood you failed him so bad