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strayquotes · 9 months
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Hyunjin: OMG
Chan: What!! What is it?!
Hyunjin: Soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish.
Chan: oh my god... 
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strayquotes · 9 months
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Jisung: You can say ''have a nice day'' and that's considered polite, but you can't say ''enjoy the next twenty four hours'' without sounding extremely threatening.
Changbin: It's fucking 3 AM... Just sleep!
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strayquotes · 9 months
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Lee Know: *watching "Best Hwang Hyunjin Moments" on youtube*
Hyunjin: What are you watching?
Lee Know: *panicks* Porn.
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strayquotes · 10 months
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Han: Hyung, we have a problem.
Chan: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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strayquotes · 1 year
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Jisung: Going to the store. Does anyone want anything?
Felix: Cheerios, the gay ones.
Jisung: FRUIT LOOPS?!!?!?
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strayquotes · 1 year
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I.N: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together..
Changbin *swallowing the key*: Yeah, truly unfortunate.
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strayquotes · 1 year
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Hyunjin: You're late.
Felix: You're gorgeous.
Hyunjin: You're forgiven.
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strayquotes · 1 year
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Han, irritated because of something Seungmin did: I beg your pardon !?!
Seungmin: Beg.
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strayquotes · 1 year
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Lee Know: Who ate my pudding?! I'm going to fucking k-
Felix: I did..
Lee Know: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today. *walks away*
Felix: ...He's gone, you can come out.
Hyunjin, coming out of the vents with pudding stuffed in his mouth: Twanhk uyh!
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strayquotes · 1 year
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Lee Know: Would you kiss me for a hundred dollars?
Jisung: What kind of question is that?
Lee Know: I just wanted to know
Also Lee Know: *slams $100 dollars on the table* oh hey, would you look at that
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strayquotes · 1 year
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Hyunjin: I have no fear
Jeongin: What if you woke up one day and Changbin hyung was taller than you?
Hyunjin: ...I have one fear
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strayquotes · 1 year
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Changbin: I'm going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.
Seungmin: I'm going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast.
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strayquotes · 1 year
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Jisung: What's up?
Chan: Oh nothing, just thought I'd come see what-
Chan: This room used to have four walls...
Hyunjin to Jisung: I told you he'd notice!
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strayquotes · 1 year
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Hyunjin: Would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million dollars?
Lee Know: I'd roundhouse kick you in the face for free.
Hyunjin, tearing up: I'm your best friend?
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strayquotes · 1 year
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Jeongin: Remember when Chan Hyung's house burned down?
Felix: Who could forget. So many innocent black hoodies lost their lives that night.
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strayquotes · 2 years
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Seungmin: My friend and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Changbin: Sentences!
Seungmin: Don't interrupt me.
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strayquotes · 2 years
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this may be a stupid question and that's okay, but do the quotes come from movies/tv shows or other media or do you make them up? and yes, all these years I never knew how incorrect quote accs worked I just went with the flow LMAO
Most of my quotes come from funny posts on the internet and quotes from various media like movies, tv shows, youtube, podcasts etc :) thats why different incorrect quotes blogs will have the same or similar quotes cause we get them from the same sources!
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