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{I am stuck at an interminable meeting. Please send asks for honesty hours}

#rose weasley #rose weasley rp #ask me whatever #honesty hour

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TFLN meme.

txt; I’m not closing myself off to the possibility of making a bad life choice. txt; Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex. txt; You didn’t thow up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug. txt; Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?! txt; Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said “It’s game time”. He was into it. txt; He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm and play Candy Crush at the same time? txt; A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up. txt; I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I’m not fucking. txt; If I stopped drinking I’d have to take up murdering. txt; To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth. txt; Went up to some dude that hit on my friend, and told him he has a voice like my grandma. Apparently didn’t have muscles or kindness like my grandma, so can you pick me up at the ER please? txt; Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords? txt; Okay first of all, that is a sick-ass nickname, please call me that forever. Second, I need your help. txt; Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face, then went home and ate a frozen pizza. txt; We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare. txt; He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later he tried to make out with me. txt; I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I’m not getting laid. txt; GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET txt; I lost my voice. So I”m going to pretend I’m Ariel with legs today. txt; No, he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull. txt; NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW. txt; Holy shit, last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me. txt; Is it too far to say to someone “You’re useless for everything besides sex”? txt; How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like…How? txt; Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka? txt; Can you repeat that, but with context? txt; How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I’m trying to watch Downtown Abbey. txt; I agree with that homeless guy though. You do need a haircut. txt; I just licked wine off my own thigh. I’ve hit a new low. txt; Well, he was my lawyer, and now we get drunk and hook up. txt; She forgot a bra, so she just used saran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked. txt; Be happy for me…Or horny…Or be a really good friend, and feel what I really want you to feel. Jealousy. txt; Going on FB and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying. txt; If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all. txt; Hey, can you explain why there’s a dissected coconut in my purse???? txt; Yeah, I’m just gonna keep fucking other guys ‘til this idiot figures out he loves me. txt; P.S., he swallowed my earring last night, so yeah. txt; Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I’m just a bitch and some people find it endearing. txt; That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very, very terrified of you. txt; I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN. txt; Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they’ll die if they don’t send unsolicited dick pics txt; I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder, and it actually hurts. txt; You were more fun when you didn’t have morals. txt; Tell me again why we had to facebook stalk your therapist? txt; I just wanted a booty call and now somehow I’m at his parents’ playing dominoes. But they have tequila, so it’s cool. txt; That’s actually very serious…I really do think of you whenever I see pizza. txt; when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn’t expect them to be about coyotes and burning shoes. txt; Everclear isn’t food, damnit. txt; Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn’t worth it. txt; Do you want to talk about dinosaurs? txt; I should stop using “Braveheart would do it” as a basis for decision making… txt; He’s my ex’s boss. I’m not above sleeping with him for that fact alone. txt; I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex, and kicked him out, and it’s only 1 p.m. Successful day so far. txt; He is getting no nudes from me. I don’t even care if I’m losing his legal advice. txt; I’m not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I’m in. txt; Was I at least graceful when I fell down that flight of stairs and broke my hand? txt; My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything…and drinking… txt; …Okay, fine. But I don’t want to be a better person tonight. I’ll be a better person tomorrow. txt; Just once I’d like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on. txt; I tried to help you up, but you said “let me dance it off”. txt; Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I’m over here deep throating a bottle of whiskey.

#start something: starters #Text Rosie!

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#Rose/Scorpius #I love this

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Rose: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Scorpius: Not it!

Albus: Not it!

Rose: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

#This made me laugh out loud

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Albus: We either die free, or die trying!

Scorpius: Are those the only choices?

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I’m extending Honesty Hour

I’m going to be cleaning, so reponses will be intermittent, but throw some stuff at my children, pls.

Anons are fine and all of my muses are participating.

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SEXUALITY AND GENDER IDENTITY THEMED PROMPTS FOR PRIDE

❝  i guess i always kinda knew?  it just wasn’t that important until i got older.  ❞

❝  it never mattered to me like,  what form people came in.  i love souls,  the body is just kinda like pretty packaging.  it’s nice but it’s not what’s important to me.  ❞

❝  oh yeah i did the whole ‘massive crush on my best friend’ thing.  wouldn’t recommend it.  ❞

❝  today my gender is kinda of ‘meeehh?’  ❞

❝  yeah of course i’m only into women,  have you seen them?  ❞

❝  i think i had a harder time accepting myself than my family ever did.  ❞

❝  i’m pretty sure everyone else knew i was gay before i ever realized it.   ❞

❝  i have a hard time talking about it,  even now—i’m not ashamed or anything like that.  i just,  don’t really know…how or what to say i guess.  ❞

❝  i think i’m ready to actually come out to them.  ❞

❝  i really want to tell them but i don’t wanna do it alone…could you help me with it?  ❞

❝  the ‘am i gay’ quizzes are a gateway drug.  ❞

❝  would you mind using [insert pronouns] for me now?  i’m trying to see how it feels.  ❞

❝  they’re right actually,  i’m gay and i do have an agenda to make everything gayer.  ❞

❝  ever since i told them i’m gay they keep pointing to every slightly attractive man and asking if he’s my type.  ❞

❝  me? no i don’t think i’m—i mean.  yeah sometimes i think about what it’d be like to kiss girls/guys but i’d never…come on,  everyone thinks about it a little bit right?  ❞

❝  at this point the closet is literally made of glass.  ❞

❝  actually,  i’m [insert identity].  ❞

❝  it’s all ‘i wish i was into women it’d be so much easier’ until you find out about the lesbian drama.  ❞

❝  i’m bisexual and confused.  not about being bi,  though.  just like…in general.  about life.  ❞

❝  i just need a nice bear to throw me around for a few hours,  i think it’d do more for me than therapy.  ❞

❝  i would trust any stone butch with my life.  ❞

❝  sappho would be so proud.  ❞

❝  i’m still figuring myself out.  i know i’m not straight,  that’s a start.  ❞

❝  i finally figured out my sexuality and then boom here comes a gender identity crisis.  ❞

❝  i’ve just…never really been interested in the whole sex thing.  ❞

❝  anyway,  if neither of us find our true loves in the next five to ten years,  wanna have a lavender marriage?  for the taxes.  ❞

❝   you wanna come to pride with me?  ❞

❝   this is my first pride actually,  i’m kinda nervous.  ❞

❝   well,  this seems as good a time as any to come out.  ❞

❝  no one can know about this—it’s just between us okay?  ❞

❝  i’d never tell anyone.  ❞

❝  you don’t owe anyone ‘coming out.’  it’s personal,  do things at your own pace.  only tell the people you want to.  ❞

❝  you’ve always made me feel safe so,  i just knew i could tell you about it.  ❞

❝  everyone’s hot and i’m a disaster who doesn’t know how to ask anyone out.  ❞

❝  i’m not sure i wanna fuck them or be them.  ❞

❝  i’m just experimenting i guess,  trying to figure out what i like.  ❞

❝  she said she didn’t see us working out but then she brought me a potted plant so i guess it’s still up in the air.  ❞

❝  i want to be one of those bold,  unapologetic people but i’m still just terrified.  ❞

❝  she’s so pretty i think i’m gonna die.  ❞

❝  oh,  no he’s got a great smile too.  i’m in deep this time.  ❞

❝  how did you know?   like for sure that you were into [gender]?  ❞

❝  do you mind if i ask you a question about being [identity]?  ❞

❝  thank you for trusting me with this.  ❞

❝  it’s okay,  take your time to put it into the right words.  i’m not going anywhere.  ❞

❝  wait,  you think i’m [identity]?  what makes you say that?  ❞

❝  i’m here,  i’m queer,  i wanna leave.  ❞

#start something: starters #pride meme

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The Office (US) Starters

“Well, well, well. How the turntables.” “I didn’t say it. I declared it.” “I’m dating a lot of guys right now.“ “I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?” “They don’t give out black belts for things that are stupid.” “Just pretend that we’re talking until the cops leave.” “I like waking up to the smell of bacon–sue me!” “I don’t have a headache. I’m just preparing.” “DID I STUTTER?!” “I wish she was in a graveyard. Under the ground. With worms coming out of her mouth.” “I’m having relationship problems. And since you’re always having relationship problems, I thought you’d be able to give me some advice.” “So which one are you: a murderer or a liar?!” “I’m… more of a dog person.” “I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” “Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?!”

#start something: starters #harry potter indie rp #harry potter rp #Rose Weasley #Harry Potter Next Gen Rp

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Best friend starters :)

When they're just bros

"Hey, do you think platonic soulmates are a thing?"

"You're the only person who listens to me."

"You know I'd never lie to you."

"I know you better than I know myself."

"Thank you for not judging me."

"I wouldn't be me without you."

"Thank you for never mentioning that time when-"

"You're like family to me."

"Like 90% of our conversations are just inside jokes."

"At this point, you're basically a bonus sibling."

"We're a team, right?"

"Secret handshake? Secret handshake."

"I've got your back. Always."

"You made me who I am today."

When there's something else there *wink wonk*

"Remember how we used to say we'd marry each other?"

"It's not weird, we've always shared a bed."

"You could practice kissing on me if you wanted."

"I'm not telling you who I like."

"Who would've thought kissing the homie goodnight could feel so good?"

"I've liked the same person since we were kids."

"I never realised how hot you are until now."

"Everyone thinks we're dating, y'know."

"He just doesn't treat you the way you deserve."

"If we dated, pretty much nothing would change."

"Newsflash, asshole, I've been in love with you this whole time!"

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➊ and ∞ and of course №

➊ - Lemons- Bryce or A Scary Time for Boys - Lynzy Lab

∞- Polaroid- Imagine Dragons

№- No- Meghan Trainor

#Music Meme

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Send These and I'll Tell You The Songs That Fit My Muse When...

☹ - Sad/Depressed.

☺ - Happy.

☠ - Angry/Frustrated.

ஜ - Horny/Flirting.

✜ - ill.

✔ - Their sex song.

✂ - Lonely.

➊ - Judging.

ⅹ- Excited.

☤ - Depending on their type, how they walk into a busy room, when everyone looks at them.

✿ -Friendly.

₪ -Love.

↑ -Waking up.

♋ -Accomplishment.

∞ - Failure.

☭ - Drunk.

☪ - Tired/Exhausted.

№ - Bitchy.

ⓑ- Bored.

#start something: starters #Rose Weasley rp #harry potter next gen rp #Harry Potter indie rp

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Rose Granger-Weasley

Next Gen

Hogwarts, Gryffindor

Wix

Canon - excluding Cursed Child

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Hamilton sentence starters

#Harry Potter indie rp #Rose Weasley RP #Harry Potter next gen #Rose Weasley #start something: starters

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OOC

[I’ll be around today if anyone wants to do a thing. Just let me know]

#OOC #rose needs and ooc tag #i'll work on that today

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Starter Call

This is a starter call for Rose. Hit the ❤ if you want to do something with her! 

#Rose Weasley #Harry Potter rp #Harry Potter next gen rp #Harr Potter indie rp #Starter Call

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malfoifinal​:

Hair-Raising Experience

Rose wasn’t buying it. Scorpius inched a little further out on the edge of the armrest, trying to school his features into their most innocent expression. It wasn’t easy; Rose knew him too well. Still, she didn’t seem too angry with him…or maybe she was just saving her retaliation for when grandfather wasn’t in the room to play witness. Scorpius wondered if whistling would be going too far…probably. He still opened his mouth to defend his granfather’s skills when Rose expressed her doubts with his talents, but grandfather got there first: 

“Nonsense,” Lucius retorted distractedly as he measured careful spoonfuls of bubotuber pus into his cauldron. “There are only limits if you allow yourself to be limited, dear girl. Don’t believe me, ask Cissy to fish-out our wedding photos later. You’ll see I even managed to make Bellatrix look presentable…briefly.” He smirked to himself and went back to his work, unaware of the way Scorpius flinched behind him at his great-aunt’s name. Ordinarily Lucius was much more careful about referencing his late sister-in-law, knowing how the subject upset his son – but Draco wasn’t here, and he was focused on the crisis at hand.

Scorpius glanced worriedly at Rose. It would have been one thing if his grandfather had mentioned Aunt Bellatrix in front of Albus; Scorpius was never sure how his Gryffindor friend was going to jump when the top of the war raised its ugly head.

Truthfully, Scorpius was lucky that Lucius was there. After all, Rose didn’t really have any problem showing her displeasure with him in very physical ways, ordinarily. However, it was probably best that she not actually hit the son and heir in front of Lucius. Especially not when her hair was in his hands.  “I’ll take your word on that one,” Rose snorted, her eyes rolling a bit at his claim. “After all, when I think of the words that my family uses to describe Bellatrix, I don’t think I’ve ever once heard the word ‘presentable’ even once.” She shook her head. “And, to be fair, I don’t think your wife likes to tell me much of anything, if I’m honest, so you might have to show me the photos yourself.”  As much as Rose had gotten to feel comfortable with the Malfoy family, that didn’t include Narcissa. Narcissa had a way of making Rose feel as if she’d showed up to a garden party in a bin liner. Which, of course, she thought was probably Narcissa’s whole plan all along. 

#malfoifinal #Scorpius #and Lucius #lol #v: Fifth Year #Hair-Raising Experience

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malfoifinal​:

Hair-Raising Experience

Lucius was already unstoppering bottles and moving old projects aside, losing no time on a matter of such urgency – but at Rose’s plaintive question he paused to turn and look at her, bafflement writ large across his face. “Well of course I can fix it,” he said. “It’s hair, after all.” As if he had ever met a bad hair day he couldn’t amend! He’d been able to restore his own locks after a year in Azkaban, after all; a bit of over-enthusiastic cutting was nothing – but he could certainly understand why Rose would be worried.

“Draco tried giving himself a haircut once,” Lucius added, his tone softening. “Of course, he was five and did it only out of fear that we would discover he’d sneaked into my laboratory and gotten stinksap in his curls…” Lucius smirked fondly at the memory. “But the principle is the same.” He paused, glanced at Rose’s thick and unruly locks, very much unlike the sleek and silky ash-blonde hair sported by the Malfoys, and amended, “broadly the same, anyway.” Scorpius failed to smother a snicker.

“See?” he said soothingly – trying to apologize for laughing without the admission of having done so that an actual apology would have carried with it – regretting that he’d perched on the arm of the couch rather than peering over his grandfather’s shoulder, where he would have been outside arm’s reach. “I told you that you didn’t have anything to worry about. Grandfather is a genius. By the time he’s done your hair won’t just be back, it’ll be better than ever.” Lucius, preening slightly at the very accurate praise, smirked to himself as he conjured flame to the burner and swirled together his viscous concoction.

Rose gave Scorpius a look that indicated that his so-called apology was hardly doing its job. She could see through him like a window, after all. 

“I sincerely doubt that my hair can be made much better than it ever was,” Rose said with a sigh. “Quite honestly, there’s a limit when your hair isn’t perfect and straight.” 

Honestly, she was beginning to wonder if she shouldn’t have just shaved her head. Having the hair back would be a relief, of course, but she was mostly concerned that she’d be right back where she started. Frustrated and breaking brushes. 

The story of Draco’s misadventures were somewhat entertaining, though. She would have to tuck that away for the future. 

#malfoifinal #v: Fifth Year