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cant have shit i guess but at least we have jeff

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what the fuck is this thing

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😫💙

Shane's getting ready for the day 🐔☀

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I prefer Tumblr over all the other social media platforms 🙃

occasional posts from users

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i just saw someone describe a disabled person as "someone with beautiful abilities" i cannot do this anymore

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This would actually make me vape more ngl

If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

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Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas

No, mom, that’s not….

Oh I see what you did there

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UC or ER?

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Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

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HHAHHDICKMMFR ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Staig incorrect quote #9 💙❤

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Finally. After all this time, we have a home! It's a fixer upper but it's done! ❤️

Expect a new chapter of Satellite soon 💫

#staig #southpark #south park #stan marsh #craig tucker #south park fanfiction

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Sam with a PONY TAIL SENT ME ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

It's not just another sleepover, but... Friendly interactions part two!!!

Part 1!

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Can you do some Sam x Male Farmer nsfw headcanons? 👀 😳

hiya, destin !

yes, yes I can.

as i write this, i am listening to “somebody else” by the 1975 and it has definitely helped with some of this piece of work lol

HI HERES YOUR WARNING THAT IF YOU ARE UNCOMFY WITH NSFW WRITINGS AND SHIT CLICK AWAY NOW OKAY SCROLL REALLY FAST AND I AM MAKING THIS WARNING AS LONG AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE TUMBLR AND MAKE THE LINKS OR THE CLICK TO READ BUTTOM OKAY IM SORRY

okay let’s get started now

sam is 1000% a virgin when he meets you

like it’s a small town people don’t really get around

he’s so happy to lose his virginity to you , even if you’re not a virgin

he lowk loves having sex with his family in the house

the thrill of possibly being caught

YOBA he loves it

strangely, he likes to have sex/get you riled up in public

dirty talk in the saloon, feeling you up on the beach

he’s crazy

i also don’t think he’d be into derogatory or name calling towards YOU

on the other hand...i don’t think he mind being called some names ;)

finally, i don’t think he’s vanilla...like at all

yes he’s young but he’s also an aspiring rock star...that should tell you enough

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Everytime you feel ashamed of having a self-insert fic remember that 2 of the main characters of the show are self inserts of the creators.

Everytime you feel ashamed of your fics being too self-indulgent remember that most of South Park is Matt & Trey shitting on something they don't like.