extraclevermongoose

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Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

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and hast thou slain the jabberwock?

#revolutionary girl utena

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i tried to make a kabru running gif, but for some reason the gif maker i was using stretched it out and now it looks like this:

this is infinitely better than the gif i was actually trying to make

#me when i get you #dungeon meshi

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yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

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Hi welcome to mcdonalds Do you waive your right to a fair trial

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she’s gonna fucking kill him!!!!

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Dietary requirements 🩸

Halion slowly becomes the nutritionist for the party - he just wants to be able to sit down and have a meal with everyone 🥹

#oh cute!!! #bg3

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a five year old note among my 1588 saved notes that just reads: four-dimensional salmon

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#dungeon meshi

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why did they make rolan so hot. this man keeps badmouthing me and i'm like. whatever you say gorgeous

#how are you gonna be such a brat with those freckles and eyelashes #(jk it's a feature not a bug and we all know it) #kiss the brat out of him

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Just be silly bro please. You're forgetting your whimsy, this isn't you.

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

#chronic illness gang

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why did they make rolan so hot. this man keeps badmouthing me and i'm like. whatever you say gorgeous

#how are you gonna be such a brat with those freckles and eyelashes #(jk it's a feature not a bug and we all know it) #kiss the brat out of him

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murderer: any last words

me: do u think i’m cute be honest

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Would you absolve him of his crimes?

#it'll do him some good in there don't worry #bg3