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They said “this is Edwin. He’s a repressed gay Edwardian teen who was ritually sacrificed by the guy who had a crush on him. His super power is he gets tortured so good even Despair thinks he’s neat.”

Then they threw him at tumblr like a wedding bouquet

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We need to talk about Despair telling Edwin “We’re friends now. I’ll call if ever I need you”

Ma’am? Ma’am??

#RIGHT??? #that shit is CONCERNING #my boy has been through too much shit for despair to start fucking around w him as well #ma’am i will throw hands if i have to #i do not care if you are a primordial manifestation of one of life’s fundamental experiences #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #dead boy detectives spoilers #despair of the endless

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i was really struggling to figure out why i’m not vibing w crystal, but i think it’s pretty much bc i am annoyed that charles is making eyes at her instead of at edwin. like babe your boyfriend of 30 years is over there with the sharp suit and sharper side eye, why are you snogging the girl you’ve known for all of 20 minutes

#i don’t specifically dislike her #but i don’t like her the way i love everyone else #yknow? #i just want charles and edwin to kiss is that rly so much to ask #dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives netflix #dead boy detective agency #charles rowland #edwin paine #edwin payne #genuinely not sure how i’m supposed to be spelling his name

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oooh not fucking enjoying how the cursed magic 8 ball keeps telling niko her outlook doesn’t look good. not fucking enjoying that at all

#dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives netflix #dead boy detective agency #niko sasaki

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absolutely enamoured with edwin and niko’s friendship. they are so perfectly on the opposite ends of the same scale that they loop back around to being exactly the same. same weirdness different fonts. true tism4tism bestie rep i adore them

#dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #dead boy detectives netflix #edwin paine #edwin payne #niko sasaki

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This photo express how all of people gaza feeling.

This hurts my heart she's so tired look at her tear my heart to pieces 😭

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which is definitely not an omen

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rip edwin paine you would have loved rupaul’s drag race 😔😔😔 that boy is out here sashaying like he was born to it, throwing the most scalding shade entirely unprovoked and putting his whole arse into every bitchy little side eye for absolutely NO reason, you cannot tell me he wouldn’t eat that shit up

(obviously he would pretend to hate it, but would 100% make charles watch every available season with him)

#dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #dead boy detectives netflix #edwin paine #charles rowland

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Donna Noble has never witnessed a regeneration that doesn't result in multiple doctors, at least one of them being David Tennant.

She spends life living with fourteen worried that he's going to fall down the stairs and she'll end up with another one.

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My name is also Heba. But when i was her age, i was always within the embrace of my mother. food and shelter were not a thing my parents had to worry about. Why am i almost 24 years old, but she didn't even get to 4 months old? what is this world we are living in?

CEASEFIRE NOW AND OPEN RAFAH CROSSING

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#palestine #gaza #free palestine #free gaza

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so much stuff in season 3 had me screaming but yassen calmly dumping all over julia's attempt at a grand reveal of john's true allegiance was peak

the fact that he knows john did right by him and any deception and betrayal was never anything to do with him and his relationship with john was already brilliant but then to throw that right back at julia was so fucking funny

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Q&A with Alex Rider Screenwriter, Guy Burt 🦂

I sent Guy Burt (screenwriter/adapter/executive producer of the Alex Rider tv series) a load of questions hoping he may choose a few to answer and he VERY kindly answered them all! Incredibly grateful he took the time to do so 🥲

Sharing here for those not on Twitter!

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alex: *joins a terrorist assassin organisation*

alex, when the organisation does terrorism and assassinations:

#alex baby you KNEW what they were when you joined #why is this a surprise to you #alex rider amazon prime #alex rider #alex rider tv #alex rider s3 #alex rider series #alex rider spoilers #alex rider s3 spoilers

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

#i crave the doots