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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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#afhsgsjshs prev I'm starting to think I might have overestimated the importance of a (crack)ship in the actual lore #((the rings come into play after the whole morgoth is an actual threat era)) so to my knowledge unfortunately no #might have solved a few issues but that's a different topic #the rings are ....well basically this but for all other races in middle earth

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#kris you're going in my pocket and I'm taking you on a little adventure

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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#AGSJDGJDHDJDJD #I #yeah #malevolent

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Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

#mixology #I am coming to your house with a bottle of apple cider and grapefruit juice and that's the best I can do rn #let's not address the good soup™(not a soup) original name do not steal

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which is definitely not an omen

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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mutuals we’re not pretentious we’re just always right. not our fault

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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BLACK SAILS | 1.01

#that's how his villain arc starts #black sails

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ppl in zombie media are way too blasé about shooting at close range and getting covered in bodily fluids like. if the bite infects you have to assume fluids are a vector. you can’t be getting covered in thaaattt