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me: look at this guy I’m talking to on hinge

my sister: he looks too old for you

me, 26: he’s 30 :\

#bad news sis #he is exactly old enough for me

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and here everyone thought AI would be a comp sci major, but it actually majored in english

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i gather tiny guilty exchanges/

like pearls strung on a necklace/

they slide through the fingers of my mind/

clutched late at night/

we act innocuous/

i try to act subtle/

but one wrong move/

that thread will snap/

and all those thoughts will bounce across the floor between us/

are they precious if only i covet them/

if i alone take milky pleasure from speaking to you/

i sift my words carefully around you/

am i perverse/

a look to savor your stretch/

the glimpse of soft skin revealed/

i salivate for you/

you could do whatever you want to me/

and i would take it gladly/

doggedly/

be unfair to me/

i want to throw myself at your feet/

for even your indifference/

i want you to gather the pearls at my neck in your fist/

and twist/

kiss my lips/

3/18/24

#poem

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I love the Nintendo switch but the Nintendo switch doesn’t love me, you know? I felt like the wii loved me

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ah my favorite place to be, curled up on the bathroom floor

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this is the worst poem

i wish I could send it to my old friend because she would 1000% roast this but we don’t talk any more so here it is as a memorial to a stupid poem that made me think of her

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Even skulduggery knows the importance of calcium for strong bones. Once a month, he buys a godly amount of milk and has an hour-long bath to keep his bones nice and strong. He’s tried different types of milk (even oat milk on one occasion) but nothing beats good ol’ whole milk.

#OH YES #ACCEPTED

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#cookie dough #altho the results of this poll may be #skewed…

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Since coming back from America, val has been on a mission to buy the strangest Christmas presents for skul purely for her own entertainment. For her first Christmas back, she got him an airfryer, then she got him a massage gun, and the most recent purchase she made was a Nespresso coffee machine. Every time she goes to his house, she insists that she can’t get any work done until she’s had a little cappuccino.

#let’s be real she got those gifts for her

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Skulduggery actually found the Arbiter job on Indeed, where he also applied for ‘catering assistant’ and ‘Build-A-Bear supervisor’. It was a low time in his life…

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i think the crystal gems did Steven dirty

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if someone in a vet office held a microphone up to my cat and made them growl and hiss, I would Complain™

#for the TikTok of course