i don't *want* to debate ideas, i want to be a little gremlin. lippy broad. mostly harmless. he/him if you're basic, xie/hir if you're fun microfiction collected at alexanderhammil.net
really hilarious to see a bunch of gangster stereotypes killing a cop with a machete because he revealed the existence of their underground mall selling high fashion knockoffs made by homeless people, that's just an amazing plot beat
also if the clothes are made with the same materials and the same techniques using the same patterns as the designer clothes… they are designer clothes, seems to me, but what do i know
it wasn't the *decades of chain smoking* that gave kiryu cancer, but instead a freak accident while he was *checks notes* volunteering at a nuclear waste disposal site? what in the sam hill
Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
the scarface example in particular is a wild choice. tony montana was (is?) an aspirational figure to so many people, not a cautionary tale. that was true of the original scarface, too! that's why both movies end with scarface dying!
without in any sense saying the two are comparable, i AM curious about this
note that this is specifically cramps, not necessarily bleeding, and that your baldness pattern is whichever one you like the least. reblogs appreciated for a larger sample size!
TWO HOURS AGO: an incredible photo taken by a ut austin student capturing something deeply poetic in my opinion, a line of state troopers eagerly waiting to arrest student protesters standing just behind a sign that reads "what starts here changes the world. its starts with you and what you do each day."
without in any sense saying the two are comparable, i AM curious about this
note that this is specifically cramps, not necessarily bleeding, and that your baldness pattern is whichever one you like the least. reblogs appreciated for a larger sample size!
getting upset about losing your hair or having a patchy beard are quintessential dude experiences, so absolutely welcome to the club, my trans brothers
I hate how people talk about testosterone and transmascs. Even if someone slightly hints they don't really want one of the changes (like hair loss or something) someone's gotta bring up "You can't pick and choose the changes! A real transmasc wouldn't be saying this. You know T isn't going to turn you into an UWU anime boy, right?"
[image ID: 4 images, fallout new vegas redraws of episode stills from the tv series "it's always sunny in philadelphia". all dialogue is in the form of captions typical of tv shows, with a white font on a black subtitle box.
eli, lelelego's courier, and rose of sharon cassidy (cass) are standing in a dirty public bathroom. cass is lighting a very short cigarette. eli is standing a few paces away, looking weirded out. cass says "so, uh, you're gay, huh?
cass, standing in front of a cubicle. she's still lighting the cigarette. she asks, "for pay or for free?"
eli, looking to the side like he's confused by the question, says "uh, for free, I guess."
cass, now putting the cigarette to her mouth, smiles and says, "chump." /end ID]
also, the pics were from alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia :>
i'm interested in how the paladin explained the pregnancy to her partner
You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
i’m not sure i *like* the godzilla movies, exactly?i have a hard time investing in a character who only speaks in horrifying static squeals, you know? i do like the roman holidayesque ending of the princess-cop-venusian romance in ghidorah, i’m a sucker for that sort of thing
this isn’t a criticism, exactly, i’m just feeling my way into the genre and deciding if it’s even FOR me as an actual collection of movies and not just a cool concept
there’s a collection of godzilla movies on the criterion channel that i’ve been slowly working my way through, and this feels like the absolute rosetta stone for the marvel cinematic universe template: a bunch of standalone origin movies that culminate in a giant crossover movie where the monsters from the previous movies first fight then team up to take on an invading monster from space. it’s a durable template!
the collection’s weird, though, because it ONLY includes the godzilla movies, not any of the other kaiju solo movies, so mothra and rodan just show up for the crossover and there’s just no explanation of what their whole deal is. it’s like watching ONLY the marvel movies with iron man in them. it leads to some drastic tonal leaps, because there’s about a decade of movies between the mostly-horror first two godzilla movies and the aliens-and-fairies spy fi weirdness of godzilla vs mothra and ghirdorah the three-headed monster. wish they included the whole franchise in this collection; i would have like to have seen more of the evolution of the format
man, this first godzilla movie is so much moodier than the later entries. having godzilla mostly attack at night really does a lot to sell the verisimilitude of the models and the suit, even if both aren't any less objectively goofy than they would be later in the series. shadows cover over a lot of production sins, and it's kind of wild they moved to bright noon for the later movies