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IM IN SEATTLE. SEEING ENHA TMRW. IS THIS REAL LIFE.

#nic thinks ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ #genuinely what the fuck 😹

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close enough enha im taking yall to edc w me

#nic thinks ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ #enhypen ravers wbk #theyd be giving each other shoulder rides #sunoo would go CRAZY at a rave making friends w strangers #heejake getting random ravebaes mhm #jay is the rave dad #riki would be a runner u wouldnt find him until the end and he somehow stole an alien balloon from someone #wonnie is the designated person holding the totem bc hes too nice to say no #hoon is all mysterious w his sunglasses just vibing #is this getting too specific

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NICHI IT'S YOUR MAN DAY!!

sorry i havent been on the past few days BUT YES JAY DAY ‼️‼️‼️ his bday made me SO EMO hes so loved omg :(

#messages ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ ✧˖°. #mooties ♡₊˚•. #bby candewlsy <3

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UNDERSTAND | park jongseong smau (ongoing)

now playing ☾⋆⁺₊🎧✩°｡ understand by keshi

"maybe we could try, if you let me"

PAIRING: idol!jay x idol!yn (femreader)

SYNOPSIS: coming fresh off your debut, you get invited to be a part of the revival for the beloved variety show 'We Got Married'. what happens when you find yourself falling for your "husband", as he's the perfect partner on and off screen?

FEATURING: enhypen, son jiwoo, moon chanelle, choi jihyun, bang jeemin, + other idols!

GENRE: smau, crack(ish?) (its just me trying my best to be funny but i have the humor of a 12 y/o boy), fluff, angst, idol au, fake dating?

WARNINGS: suggestive jokes, suggestive content(just making out and lots of TENSION!), couple stuffs, will specify in chapters if needed, ignore timestamps and dates!!!

MESSAGE FROM NIC: ahh my first smau!!! sent this prompt to @enmayz on anon and now im bringing it to life :3 IM SO EXCITEDD it's my first smau and im getting the hang of things, so pls be nice!! feedback is always appreciated as well :D

TAGLIST: OPEN (send a ask or comment to be on it!)

PROFILES: worst group ever | ENHA ENHA ENHA

CHAPTER 1: ill choke you in your sleep

CHAPTER 2: we live in a Society . 😕

CHAPTER 3: that's not very pride month of u

CHAPTER 4: u mean *OUR girlfriend

CHAPTER 5: jay pookie nation???

CHAPTER 6: mentally physically weak .

CHAPTER 7: im a sensitive little fella

CHAPTER 8: the eyes chico, they never lie 😔

CHAPTER 9: bros got attachment issues idk!

CHAPTER 10: JAYYN NATION RISE

CHAPTER 10.5: see you loverboy!

CHAPTER 11: copium 💀

CHAPTER 12: omg i love jungkook sunbaenim

CHAPTER 13: eunchae... 😡😡😡😡😡😡

CHAPTER 14: call that idgafism

CHAPTER 15: — ch*emin happend

CHAPTER 16: — floppy disk or balls

CHAPTER 17: —

CHAPTER 18: —

CHAPTER 19: —

CHAPTER 20: —

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#srb #JAY DAY

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THE BOY IS MINE | PARK JONGSEONG SMAU ONE-SHOT

PAIRING: celebrity!jay x celebrity!yn (femreader) ft. enha 02z line + ningning

SYNOPSIS: in which yn and jay's relationship reveal breaks the internet

FACECLAIM: mayu kitazawa as yn and jung jinhyeong as jay (only the couple pics for him)

GENRE: smau, crack (i tried)

WARNINGS: cursing, ignore time stamps, yn is a bit crazy hehe

MESSAGE FROM NIC: 10 DAYS UNTIL JAY'S BDAY RAHHHH ‼️ 🦅🔥 ive had this idea for awhile and i needed to post it for my man hehe i hope yall enjoyed (pls tell me im funny) feedback and reblogs are appreciated, ilyyy 🫶🏼

video from slide 12 🔥🔥🔥 (theyre so hot pls)

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#srb #JAY DAY

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[JAY] Thank you so much to our members, our ENGENEs, and the many people, family, and company employees who have been with ENHYPEN for wishing us a happy birthday ㅎㅎThanks to you, I had a very happy birthday!! ☺️ I will become a Jay who can give back the happiness I always received. Have a good night everyone 😌

#my only love ₊˚⊹.* ♡ *.⊹˚₊ #JAY DAY

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[HEESEUNG] Black cat HBD 🎉🎉

#my only love ₊˚⊹.* ♡ *.⊹˚₊ #JAY DAY

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[NI-KI] Jay hyung, H.B.D🫶

#my only love ₊˚⊹.* ♡ *.⊹˚₊ #JAY DAY

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[JAY] 🖤 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ HBD JAY 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🖤

#my only love ₊˚⊹.* ♡ *.⊹˚₊ #JAY DAY

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[JAKE] 🎂Happy Bday🔥🔥

#my only love ₊˚⊹.* ♡ *.⊹˚₊ #JAY DAY

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[SUNOO] Jay hyung, happy birthday 🎉

#my only love ₊˚⊹.* ♡ *.⊹˚₊ #JAY DAY

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— happy (belated) birthday to the brightest star in the sky, park jongseong 🤍 hope ur bday was filled with so much love and happiness bc u deserve it! thank u for never failing to put a smile on mine and others faces. i hope u know how much people love u and the positive impact youve had on everyones lives. heres to celebrating many more birthdays with u!

#my only love ₊˚⊹.* ♡ *.⊹˚₊ #sorry if this was sappy it couldve been worse #his bday had me so emo ngl #we dont deserve him :( #IT MADE ME SO HAPPY TO SEE HOW LOVED HE IS #like truly #i love him so bad #park jongseong #jay enhypen #enhypen

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just dyed my hair,,, feeling: like a bad bitch

#nic thinks ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ #it looks so good omg #i love it sm

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happy tlc new year to anyone who celebrates 🤍

#nic thinks ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ #shout out to my southeast asians in general ‼️

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update me and boyfie shared airpods so shoutout to him but also i can hear ppl grunting IN MY EAR.

FORGOT MY FUCKING HEADPHONES FOR THE GYM 😹😭🤦🏻‍♀️

#nic thinks ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ #like pls guys breathe in and breathe out that works too

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FORGOT MY FUCKING HEADPHONES FOR THE GYM 😹😭🤦🏻‍♀️

#nic thinks ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ #LIKE WHAT DO I DO NOW.

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just wanna come on here and appreciate blr for a second. ive been apart of many fandom spaces and have seen a lot of things and god is the internet an ugly place. ive left stan twitter a long time ago and just use my personal one and my personal tik tok acc. w these platforms though, no matter how much i curate my feed ill always see negative, toxic things. and as someone who gets passionate ab the things theyre into and whatnot, ive found myself going down the rabbithole ab others tearing down my favs and saying the most nasty things ab them and its so draining to see and read (my fault tho, ik i could simply ignore it but sometimes its hard not to) the point in all of this is that blr is the least toxic fandom space ive been apart of and idk if its bc we just write our silly little fanfics and move on w our day but i will take reading and writing fanfiction over seeing thousands of hate threads of different groups anyday. and ofc theres cons to blr its not perfect but overall its like the least stressful space ive been in. so i appreciate yall and thanks for creating a safe space for me and others <3

#nic thinks ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ #might delete idk #just wanted to rant