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#▐ ☀ ┊ ( about muse ) hips don’t lie

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         you can message me if you’d like to keep an old thread but diving into the blog to change around stuff, neaten the place up, follow people back, etc .... but for now like this post for a starter!!

#▐ ☀ ┊ ( ooc ) ain’t a priest or a thief #also i wanna message some of my buddies #sEE WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN UP TO

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achapterinthemedicalbooks:

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· · “Well, well, well. What do we got here?”

                        ❛ nothing all that special ta' be needin'                               any extra attention, honey. ❜ 

#achapterinthemedicalbooks #thrax is great wow and so is this blog #buT ooooh did you???gantu was great and i love lilo and stitch honestly

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Hamilton Character Inspired Questions

from the broadway musical hamilton cr. lin-manuel miranda

alexander hamilton: does your muse feel that they have more friends or enemies?  aaron burr: has your muse ever regretted a time in their life?  angelica schuyler: was there a time your muse had to give up something, but did not want to? elizabeth ‘eliza’ schuyler: has your muse ever experienced heart break? peggy schuyler: has your muse ever felt forgotten? thomas jefferson: is there a country that your muse would like to visit? or have visited & want to go again? king george iii: has your muse ever felt threatened? george washington: a place that your muse has left behind? philip hamilton: has there ever been a time that your muse felt fear? marquis de lafayette: has your muse ever come to someone’s rescue? or have wanted to?  maria reynolds: has your muse ever cheated on something or someone?  john adams: has your muse ever felt like a fat motherfucker?  james madison: how important is loyalty to you?  hercules mulligan: has your muse put themselves in danger for someone or something that you believe in?  john laurens: what is something in this world that your muse criticized, hates, and wishes to change?

#honestly i'm hamilton garbage ngl #meme

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#▐ ☀ ┊ ( chel ) golden goddess #me: i am over chel and i now have my life back #chel: *exists* #me: shit she owns my soul #no bUT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL #sometimes she's awful but then she does tings like this and probably makes flowers grow hot damn

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You would sell me for a cornchip, Chel? Me?

             ❛ oh honey. sugar-pie. snookums, i love you so much i'm sure i'd at least sell you for three. ❜ her words are full of teasing BITE but the smile that accompanies them, making her eyes crinkle in the corners, is supposed to ease the sting some.

#falsedivinity #▐ ☀ ┊ ( answered ) prayers heard #chel is the worST bye #she came to get money and mess with her boyfriend

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#▐ ☀ ┊ ( brotp ) she became my sister #▐ ☀ ┊ ( brotp ) it’s a love hate thing #i love suffering and pain and dying

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this may seem a little random but while i was gone i seriously missed seeing some of you on the dash!! i missed a lot of people so i thought, hey why not share some of the reasons why!!!

kohakuriiver and the unique tone they have to their writing. not to mention the sheer amount of words they can write to responses while keeping up an amazing quality to said writing.

keepers-of-the-tor who i have been following forever and have watched their oc’s grow right alongside their art. everything they’ve developed on their blog took a lot of work and it shows. not a lot of people are as dedicated as this mun is to always developing.

bupagentkent for not being afraid to play the bigoted bad guy just as he is!! not many people go the route of not actually playing into their character’s worst nature but you never hesitate. i honestly just love that about your blog, or any of the blogs you make. even in your au’s your characters are always the same person. you’re so consistent wow.

ifhollicould if anyone gets the irritation that can occasionally come with playing the femme fatale type of female character it’s you. but you do it so well anyways. you grasp holli and add depth to her while all maintaining she’s manipulative and not good even when she’s being nice. it’s fantastic. 

luutins you understand the multiple blog struggle but outside of that you grasp each character you get and i always think you do it uniquely. nevermind all the au’s your brain can come up with i’m genuinely surprised by how creative you are a lot of the time.

wardenjail there has never been a single time i haven’t gone to your blog without laughing. i mean you’re hilarious, and so is your character. but the way you handle the darkness that goes with your character in some instances is so off-handed and great i dunno kudos.

sandsofchaos always entertaining talking to you ooc. but also the way you play eris is literally 10/10. you’re one of my favorite writers on tumblr but i think what i like the most is your dialogue. it’s really witty, sharp and unapologetic and just has that overall eris tone at all times.

#▐ ☀ ┊ ( ooc ) ain’t a priest or a thief #shout out my sappy ass missed you all on my dash

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someone: there must be good in there somewhere chel: assumptions make an ass out of you and me

#▐ ☀ ┊ ( ooc ) ain’t a priest or a thief #in other news my classes stopped kicking my ass #thanks tutoring

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#▐ ☀ ┊ ( brotp ) the toll & the smol #my brOTP

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Kink survey: bold your kinks, cross out turn offs

Hands. Fingers. Bones sticking out. Eye contact. Hair. Being loud. Being quiet. Wings. Glasses. Lingerie. Horns. Body modification. Piercings. Tattoos. Stilettos. Bloodplay. Bondage. Stubble. Biting. Anal play. Double penetration. Knifeplay. Urine. Scratching. Feet. Leaving clothes on. Boots. Vomit. Licking. Begging. Cuddling. Crossdressing. Bruises. Make up. Pubic hair. Foreign languages. Feminization. Scars. Leather. Accents. Braces. Roleplay. Daddy/master/etc. Slapping/spanking. Tentacles. Non-human species (merfolk, centaurs etc). Defecation. Pegging. Sex toys. Fingering. Tying up. Prolonged waiting. Car sex. Intelligence. Being in public. A specific eye color. Watching. Crying. Hipbones. 

#▐ ☀ ┊ ( headcanon ) pretty things have thorns #nsfw

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autisticnarset:

which member of your otp says “ No ” right after the other takes a deep breath

#cH ANGE THIS TO BROT3 and you got miguel and chel breathe and tulio saying no #▐ ☀ ┊ ( brotp ) the three musketeers

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          ❛ THIRTY years ago excuse me? my movie came out ten years before yours at MOST. ya' little       ugh, i swear you cgi drawn guys are somethin' else. ❜ a withering glare is all ruffnut is rewarded with for that paper-thin excuse. unlike the other she actually WATCHED her fellow toon's movies. at the least it gave her something to do and she enjoyed knowing what was going on with the studio. so she knew that if ruffnut was barely in the movies she wasn't gonna be the STAR CHARACTER for the show either. no that honor belonged to hiccup      and so they were right back to the males having top spot when it came to dreamworks. wonderful.

                      ❛ HAH! that whole mess is still going on? i'm tellin' ya when i filmed my movie we didn't have this problem at all. it's not like we're actually hurtin' any of our animals or uhm.....dragons. ❜ that group of radicals was annoying but chel didn't have to deal with them, like most of the other ladies from older movies that were no longer in the spotlight. well.....minus the "bee movie".

        finally chel has calmed some enough to offer the other a tired smile. this had been a disaster but it had come from a good place. chel could appreciate the idea at it's base.  ❛ now we're thinkin' here. fiona would be a great choice, she's always been a crowd favorite. i think you could get every lady in on this project honestly. we're all a little SICK of it, though some of us don't complain. maybe you should try to get a hold of TIGRESS. she may be a little busy at the moment but she seems the type to be interested in this thing. ❜

“Welll…I didn’t actually see your movie so much as scan through it on Moviespoiler.com. Look I’m a busy woman! I don’t have time to sit down and watch a movie from like thirty years ago. I got a show to shoot, and commercials, tv specials, and like another whole movie in production!”  All of that was true, but Ruffnut wasn’t always there, like 90 percent of the scenes were without her in it. (But still she should’ve at least watched most of it.)

“Ok my bad, should’ve known that. But we weren’t allowed to have any animals here, because of some b.s. thing with PETAA protesting.” The People For The Ethical Treatment of Animated Animals was becoming a big thorn in the How To Train Your Dragon casts sides, with mountains of letters claiming it was inhumane that the human characters “enslaved” the dragons. “Gods you should’ve seen them throw a fit about us letting people ride actual dragons at the premiere. Like it took Dream Works ages and a mountain of paperwork to get them off our backs. So no way they’d let us ride a horse, real or not.”

She let out an irritated sigh and kicked a rock hard against a tree.  “Next time we’ll brain storm ok? Maybe get some of the more widely known girls in on it? Like Fiona and Susan? I don’t know, I’m just tired of people seeing Dream Works and instantly thinking all male characters right away.”

#theruffesttwin #this is the best #▐ ☀ ┊ ( verse ) pretty in ink

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                                         ❛ if someone in this room was a little less picky                                                         we'd have decided ages ago. ❜

           if there's any doubts about who chel is referring to the dropping of her feet into his lap and a pointed look over the screen of her laptop leaves little to guessing. she ignores the fact that she's been FAR worse than miguel when it comes to where their next big wandering adventure should be. truth be told some of the places he'd listed had sounded perfectly nice but she wanted trips they planned together to be MORE than nice. her high-standards had never left her wanting before. why ignore them now? ❛ i'd like to go somewhere with some water. you know how i LOVE the beach. ❜

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      “You know, eventually, I honestly        think that we might decide on a        vacation spot– Maybe…”

                     The two had been talking back and forth, shooting ideas at one another for weeks now. Though, neither could really decide on a place. Miguel had seen enough of Europe for a while, so the countries within it’s territory were out of the question. But they both agreed on some place warm, so maybe they would be able to come to a complete agreement sooner rather than later?

#falselydivine #▐ ☀ ┊ ( verse ) call me perfection personified #aAAAAY #cuties #my two cuties

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                  ❛ see it's that kind of NEGATIVE attitude that makes it so hard to get anything done with you, kimmy. we pose for ten seconds, look sexy, and boom! rent is paid with little to no work needed. no one even has to grope anyone. ❜

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        “We are NOT putting SOFT CORE PORN pictures on the internet to pay rent!”

#whatsthesiitch #chel voice: kim why are you such a debby downer #chel ' no one likes my solutions ' cardoza

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#▐ ☀ ┊ ( about muse ) hips don’t lie #hO W does anyone ever stand her #how

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                                TRULY, you have a DIZZYING intellect.

#▐ ☀ ┊ ( promo train ) honor among thieves #this is chel's favorite #follow her favorite