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i want to blow up my upstairs neighbors

#sincerely a tired girl

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One of the most dangerous things in the world is not being able to say no to people because you don't want to upset them or dissapoint them. This will completely ruin your life in every way possible, at work, in your private life, your sex life and your friendships. It's a way of removing your own consent in your own decisions and go against your wishes, it is always a crime against yourself. Let yourself have a say. Upsetting people is better than traumatizing yourself.

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sorry but Michaela Coel was ‘fleabagging’ a year before Phoebe Waller Bridge. Chewing Gum was written by and starring Michaela Coel, she breaks the fourth wall and talks candidly (and hilariously) about her inner workings and sexual intimacies. She also began Chewing Gum as a one woman show and then developed it into a show, just like Phoebe Waller Bridge did a year later. The only real difference is that Chewing Gum is set on an estate in London and is predominantly concerned with a Black point of view within a working class community, while Fleabag is about a psychologically unstable middle class white woman. I’m not throwing shade at Fleabag - it’s beautifully executed, beautifully written and beautifully performed. But what I hate is that its style has been received as so ORIGINAL when Michaela Coel had done Chewing Gum already. Phoebe Waller Bridge did an amazing job with that style, BUT SHE DID NOT COIN IT.

It sadly doesn’t surprise me that Fleabag has made Phoebe Waller Bridge almost sacred in the theatre/tv community while Michaela Coel had to write, create, direct and star in ANOTHER masterpiece of a completely different style (I May Destroy You) before she even got into the same arena. That truly is double the work for half the reward.

Chewing Gum’s humour is colourful, loud, quirky and unflinchingly embarrassing. I love it. Also the main character, despite her flaws and many embarrassing encounters, is a truly positive role model for any young girl embarking into their sexual lives - she makes a lot of mistakes but she is earnestly pursuing GOOD SEX (whatever that means😭😭😭). Something I love is how she always completely unabashedly tells her potential sexual partners that she’s a virgin (“Oh no we’re 100% having sex. I just can’t do any tricks” 😍😍). Also, the sex scenes in Chewing Gum are 100000% funnier and more interesting than the sex scenes in Fleabag, because it’s about a completely inexperienced and enthusiastic (and possibly autistic? Not sure but it was a thought I had) 24 year old woman who is determined to lose her virginity - and often completely mistranslates her friends’ well meaning advice about the art of seduction. Give it a watch - it’s now on Netflix. Support Michaela Coel who is a PIONEER of television in the UK, and love to the hugely talented Phoebe Waller Bridge, too. Two women forging the way for young women to write and star in their own shows. But do your homework and don’t let the originators go by the wayside.

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i’ll forgive a fat girl for so many annoying things simply because i know how fucking miserable it is to be a fat girl. like. you dont get to exist freely and with any joy until you go through a decades long soul search full of extreme emotional pain OR you nearly kill yourself to become something society might accept. or you toughen up after years of bullying forced you to be more confident. literally there is no painless route to being a fat girl in your 20 somethings. so like. fat girls can be annoying as a treat. you have all been annoying our whole lives

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Hey, I'm a queer black enby who desperately needs to get an abortion, but literally can't due to my state's (idaho's) restrictive bullshit abortion laws. I'm mentally ill and have a part time remote job, but can't hold more hours. my roommate/friend is a trans person with a full time remote job, so fortunately we can stay employed out of state. but with mounting bills and the soaring cost of living we need some extra help with being able to move to oregon.

i'm setting my goal to $500 for gas, motel, and food, but literally any bit helps. thank you guys. paypal (pls ignore the deadname): paypal.me/jennycarsons cash app: $aboriginalsoull 0/500

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lesbiabs

#aww omg

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honestly the “you want to go for the title” scene is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen, and i’ve seen Young Royal’s, Heartstopper, Red White and Royal Blue and Buck kissing a man, so like-

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This is the Queer representation on 9-1-1: 🏳️‍🌈

Hen and Karen Wilson are wives and have been married the entire show, they have a son together. Hen is a firefighter.

Michael Grant and David Hale were together for three seasons, both no longer on the show but storyline wise they seem to still be together. (Michael also had a boyfriend for a few episodes before David)

Josh Russo is a gay dispatcher and I need him to get a boyfriend asap please and thank you.

Evan Buckley has just started discovering his Bisexuality, this is him and Tommy Kinard from 7x04.

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ik i’m ovulating when i’m sitting in my room crying over how bad i want a fictional man

#help lol

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okay but after watching topper nearly drown john b why would sarah even consider staying with his crazy ass.

#i would have ran for the hills #well probably not #but in theory #outer banks

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y’all why are we fighting each other

#buck x tommy #buddie #911 abc

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i wish my issues with my father didn’t often reflect in my choices with men. (the choice being to stay away)

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ik i said sarah isn’t my type but maybe in the context of like…. john b and sarah dating, appearing normal and regular to everyone around them but really they’re a pair of weird perverts, seeking out a sweet innocent girl for them to use like a little toy. they pick up a sweetheart working at the library, shy and lonely and decide she’s the one !! so they befriend her and start to bring her everywhere, getting her used to their copious amounts of affection that they play off as platonic… john b constantly putting an arm around your waist or stroking the back of your head which makes you nervously glance to sarah, not wanting to be disrespectful but she’s already gazing at you with that thinly veiled excitement and encouragement.

sarah is touchier than john b, knowing you’ll likely think nothing of it if it’s another girl. she doesn’t even know if you like girls like that, and you feel totally ashamed at the way your cunt clenches and gets all sticky when she jokingly grabs at your tits infront of everyone or smacks your ass, telling you to stop hiding that ‘pretty ass’ from her. you figure this is just how they are with their friends. open and affectionate— it’s only when the two invite you to a sleepover you suspect they might have been concocting something all along.

it gets onto the topic of sex, and you’re shameful to admit that you’ve never done anything like that before — coming from a very strict, perhaps religious family. sarah is still playing bestie-bestie with you, grabbing you to say “wait, hold on. you’re telling me you’ve never even made out with a guy? okay, you’re missing out. john b come here.” the two of them ushering you onto his lap. you feel nervous, like you’re being disrespectful once more and she simply reassures you, kissing your shoulder and telling you in your ear that it’s “—fine, babe. i’m right here so it’s not even weird.”

the night progresses, and doesn’t stop progressing until you’re totally nude, laying against sarah who encourages you as you take all of john b’s length, the man above you slowly grinding his cock inside you inch by inch as you wince, clenching hard around what he’s feeding you slowly. sarah is right there for you, starting off by simply holding your hand, sharing giggles with you. giggles that turn into kisses, that turn into her sucking on your tits and rubbing at your clit whilst her boyfriend fucks you.

john b is super sweet about it too as you can imagine. “hey, we’d never make you do anything you don’t wanna do. yeah?” brow all creased in genuine concern as he takes his turn to thumb at your clit. you’re split open around him, watery eyes glancing between the two to shake your head.

“feels really good.” you hiccup, and the couple share a chuckle together.

“thaaat, i figured. you’re like… incredibly wet. it’s amazing.”

so do we fw that or no .

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#omggggggg #this is-

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This is for all the unsung fic writers; the ones who don’t make the must-read lists, the ones who don’t get recced, the ones who don’t get hundreds of kudos, the rarepair writers out on the peripheries of fandom, the ones who toil away quietly for the handful of people who read and love them. You matter - you’re a writer too, and don’t you ever forget it. :)

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Reynolds: good night i love you

Brimsley: i love you too

Reynolds:

Brimsley:

Reynolds: we love you too, your majesty

King George, sharing a room with them for a sleepover: thanks, i was honestly feeling a little left out

#awwww

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ok but Reynold's first crush was Prince George and George was the first ally of royal history. i know i am right tbh

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okay but why is penelope beefing with the queen😭

#queen charlotte #bridgerton #penelope featherington #polin #she’s so unhinged