Hey Gara, how do you feel after that kiss? Are you alright? Did you talk to Yasu about it?
"Oh, hey. I'm alright, I guess, just."
"What the fuck is Yasu's deal?! I don't dislike him, he's my bud, but he goes and does this kinda crap all the time! He just does not take 'no' for an answer, keeps going on about how we're 'meant to be' and always trying to get me to marry him!"
"I like him outside of this stuff, but I don't get why he does it."
"There you are, Gara."
"Barg, what're you doing here?!"
"Trying to find out how you're doing. Guess I've got a good idea now."
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// I’d like to apologize real quick for the lack of posts. I was doing good for a bit but then I got hit with the “How do I want? What the fuck is motivation? I want to do things but how do I want to do them?” hammer
// So
// Sorry. I hope this stops soon bc I have no idea what the cure is
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Sup Volos! I can't get over how cute you are. Mind giving me a fun fact about watermelons? Or a dozen if you're in the mood to ramble!
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How many dangerous plants have you made, Volos?
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Temporary Format For Asks
// So, I have three potential workarounds to get around Tumblr being currently broken
Use screenshots of Microsoft Word to simulate how I do Tumblr asks here
Use screenshots of using the Tupperbox bot on Discord to simulate how I do Tumblr asks here
Put text over sprites using an image editor
// I'll let you vote on which it should be (results will also apply to @farmbears because I run that same blog)
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// I’m the same guy that runs the other blog, so the same applies here
// I’ll try to find a fix as soon as possible, I promise-
// It doesn’t look like this tumblr update is changing any time soon, so I’ll be extending the event to go on longer than I originally planned to compensate
// In the meantime, until I figure out a workaround to this, maybe I could answer some things? I know you’re not here for me, but the characters I write, but I don’t want to just leave everyone with absolutely nothing so this is all I have
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// Same here
// Alright, so the random desktop Tumblr update is making it pretty frustrating to try and do asks, so there may not be any tomorrow since there are no others queued at the moment
// Apologies-
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Wish I had something better to say or do with you guys but in all honesty I'd really just like a hug at this point from anyone, even if it's not genuine. If not, maybe I could just sit with you guys.
"If you would like to spend time with us as we work, you may. I shall tend to your needs, Anon."
"Beginning with your need for a hug."
"And who better to give it than me?"
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"I don't have my hoe right now. Goemon, do you mind doing something to get them to stop?"
"Sure thing, friend!"
Goemon creates two clones of himself, and each strikes his iconic pose. The two clone Goemons jump, transforming into wooden sticks, with the original Goemon grabbing both midair.
With great speed, he dashes to the two bears giving each other death glares and delivers both a smack in the back of the heads.
"Didn't Volos tell you two no fighting? Give it a rest!"
The two look down, ashamed of themselves.
"C'mon, Anon! If you want to hang out, come by and watch me give a show to everyone waiting on their food!"
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Sup Chernobog, how well do you know the bears? What do you think about them?
"I met Volos long ago on the night I performed in a play. At his side, I feel a form of nostalgia, as if I've known him much longer than the reality. And though I do not understand his rambles, I do enjoy hearing him passionately spew information about his work."
"Barguest is very honest about his unlucky circumstances. I have bore witness to the blights that surround him during our cooking work, but he has shown great resilience and adaptability which I respect."
"Ashigara and Kimun I have not seen much of, for their tasks primarily lie in the transport of our produce. I will need more time before I can form an opinion on them."
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"Cu Sith! The next order is ready!"
Why does Cu Sith have to be cute as a button? I feel like that’s his real power.
"Aw, thank you! I've been getting that a lot today at my new job! And it leads to nice tips!"
"At this rate, I'll be able to get everyone's gifts for sure!"
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So... Which of these fruits and vegetables explode this time?
"None of them!"
"Exploding fruits and vegetables?"
"There was a bit of an incident when Volos and I worked here together before."
"I was experimenting with watermelons, making them more easily split into congruent slices when struck. Eventually, I was successful, but some prototypes got mixed in with those I brought."
"And these prototypes exploded."
"It was delicious but really messy and dangerous."
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“You wanna go out with me, really?”
“ Yes.”
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glasses-less under the cut, just cause
Keep reading
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