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Shi Qingxuan: So you're dating Nan Yang?

Mu Qing: What? Of course not! I'm just buying him an accessory because he has terrible fashion sense.

Shi Qingxuan: Dearest, that's literally a wedding ring.

#heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #mu qing #fengqing #shi qingxuan #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

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Feng Xin: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?

Mu Qing: You sound unbearable, to be pefectly honest

#heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #feng xin #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

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#heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #feng xin #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

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#get it girly thats how we roll #heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #ling wen #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

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Mu Qing: *Laying on the floor*

Xie Lian: sooo... Feng Xin said he liked you?

Mu Qing: yes

Xie Lian: and.....you asked him.....to marry you?

Mu Qing: yes

Hua Cheng, trying to hold back laughter (and failing): Did he freak out?

Mu Qing: I don't know. I ran away before I scared him away even more.

*Meanwhile at the Ming Guang Palace*

Feng Xin, bursting through the doors: PEI MING GET YOUR ASS UP I'M GETTING FUCKING MARRIED.

#this is part of my FX PM himbo besties agenda #FX would 100% go to PM first to announce it #He'd wait to calm down before talking to XL #heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #feng xin #xie lian #hua cheng #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

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Feng Xin: If I died-

Mu Qing interrupting him: Death will not get ypu out of this relationship.

#heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #mu qing #fengqing #feng xin #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

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#FX after getting his weekly ass beating from his wife MQ #heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #feng xin #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

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Mu Qing: Hey shithead. Why the fuck do you keep looking at me? Stop it.

Feng Xin: Oh fuck. Sorry. You just look really pretty today.

Mu Qing:

Mu Qing: Damn right I do. You may continue

#heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #mu qing #feng xin #fengqing #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

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"your ship will never be canon" you silly silly boi

I don't want my ship to be canon

I don't care what happens in canon

To me canon is just another fanfic that I really like

I'm here for the fanfics, the fanarts, the memes, the people and the vibe

My fav ship being canon is the last of my concern

#op tag: #this is about so many ships i can't even tag them all

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#heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #xie lian #tgcf shitpost

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#he is bbygirl #and he will cry #and so will I #heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #fengqing #feng xin #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

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feng xin: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

mu qing: You always act stupid.

mu qing:

mu qing: Wait...

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#FX slapped him because he was being bitchy #but oh no #he became even bitchier #heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #mu qing #fengqing #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

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and u kno what he is doing a Wonderful job at all of those things!

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Feng Xin: Do you think the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?

Mu Qing: OhmyGods shut up and go to bed! We have a mission in the mortal realm in the morning you fucking oaf!

Mu Qing:

Mu Qing: *whispering* But yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? But don't make it weird.

#heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #feng xin #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

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Mu Qing: I want my future partner to be intelligent, meticulous, serious, graceful, careful and attentive.

Feng Xin: *Trips on nothing* I'm ok! Don't worry guys!

Mu Qing, staring at Feng Xin: I want that one.

#heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #mu qing #fengqing #feng xin #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost