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Yeah, from here. The other was a guy with brown hair, blue eyes-- I didn't quite catch his name. He had the same kind'a story, too, funnily enough. Vixen? Interesting name, but the pleasure's all mine. I actually played this game -- Alice: Madness Returns, to be specific -- and there's a quote in that where Radcliffe mentions something about Alice curling up, like a Vixen in her "hidey-hole". I don't know why that quote sticks with me, but it does.

From here? Or.. Well, I wasn’t paying attention and I meant to staple a paper and yeah.. Yay! I’m Vixen. Lovely to meet you, Curtis.

#hi babe!!! #im darcy ello #i'm pretty good yaaas petal how are u

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I mean, let's just be thankful it was a joke; we wouldn't want the resulting horror of Twilight all on your head, would we? Literally, too. 

I thought it was a pretty good joke actually, but whatever. Guess you can’t please everyone.

#teL l me about iT #so glad u agree wow

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Again, I suppose I could, but what would I watch? I guess it's just one of those fussy days, you know?

I guess it is, but if you’re really that bored then you’d get up instead of playing the stapler or just lay in bed and watch TV or something.

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Well, that's a little silly, isn't it? Let's hope it doesn't happen again, yeah? Interesting... I suppose that'd be better than doing nothing, and better company than a stapler -- count me in. 

I was stapling papers and didn’t look where I put the stapler. Yes, a map of the house; so then I won’t get lost.

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I suppose I could, but that would require movement and when my bed feels as comfy as this, isn't that asking a little too much of me? 

Why not just go out and explore? I mean, that’s gotta be more entertaining then playing with the stapler.

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Yeah? That's pretty fucking tragic, mate.

One time I smashed my face into my keyboard and accidentally wrote the fourth Twilight book. Impressive right?

#lm ao claps u on the back

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You're the second person who's stapled their finger. How do you even do that? But, uh-- alright! Alright, I'll talk to you. I'm Curtis.

One time, I stapled my finger. Yeah. No, stay awake! Talk to me!

#hi hi hi!

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How did you staple your finger? I mean, I've never done it before so I shouldn't really judge, but I'm honestly very curious about that. A map of the house..? Sure. Sure, yeah, I don't see why not. Why're you drawin' a map of the house?

 Staplers scare me, because I stapled my finger once. It hurt like hell. But if you can’t find something productive to do, you can always help me draw a map of this house.

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Trying to find something productive to do is taking forever, so I've been playing with a stapler for the past five minutes to try and help salvage something, but to no avail. I might as well just take a nap.

#idk rolls away #rw:starter

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You-- what? Damn, girl.

Just blocked a guy on twitter for having a small dick. See, I do have standards.

#made me chuckle well don e

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Well, I'm glad I could offer you some assistance.

That’s a good idea, I might consider doing that.

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You should probably go and get some, then -- you know, just a suggestion. 

I’m really craving onion rings right now.

#hello petal hi

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ite i'm darcy and i just really like robert sheehan's curls so u kno yeah plot w me or somet hing bye

#ooc. #flops away

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Lifehouse, "You & Me"

And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you.

#u kno they're smitten when they whip out some good ol' lifehouse #music.

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You Me At Six, "Love Me Like You Used To"

Just love me like you need me, oh, just-- can't you need me?

#music.

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Bring Me The Horizon, "And The Snakes Start To Sing"

If you can't soar with the eagles, then don't fly with the flock. Are you still getting by? Was I your knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye? Or just a step -- a fucking step -- to climb?

#music.

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@edsie: tutors innit

#they're definitely his teachers shut up #kit.