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Sorry professor I can't focus on the assignment I'm too busy thinking about the height difference I have with the fucked up dilf from a video game.

#🩶; but tonight you belong to me #i don't know why i go insane about height differences every single time #bc like i already know the difference between 5'6 me and 6'2 micheal. and yet my brain go AWOOGA AWOOGA #i don't know what that says about me but i don't have time to process that either!

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I'm supposed to be doing classwork but all I can think about is Micheal this is so,,,,,

#🩶; but tonight you belong to me #the LORE i need to write the LOOOOOORE #gush post #yearning post #if i had a nickel for everytime i fell for a gta main protag i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot and it- #-makes sense why it happened twice #sighs dreamily. i love that piece of shit <3

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self shippers you guys should think of desperate kisses btw. ☝🏾 your f/o hesitating for only a moment before pulling you close, maybe pulling you by the collar or by the hip, how they can only wait long enough to suck in a breath before they're on you. how they kiss you like it is urgent, like they will actually cease to be if they don't kiss you. there's no teasing, there's no longer any of their meekness to be found, there's nothing in their mind but the constant pounding of their heart in their chest and you, you, you ringing in their brain. desperate kisses that turn into sloppy, messy things as they trail down your neck when you need to part for air– but even that doesn't last long before they're turning you to kiss you on the lips once more. btw.

pro-shippers do not interact

#desperate kisses........... #oh........ough......

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hey btw there’s nothing wrong with shipping your ocs with canon characters. or shipping yourself with a canon character. even if you have a crush on the character. you are hurting literally no one. you can do whatever you want. cringe culture is dead

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Anyone else ever think such sweet things about their f/o, and wish you could just project it to them?

Well, I hope you know they are getting it. They are sending the same energy back, that occasional warm feeling that washes over you? That's them, sending their love.

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♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

Cheeseburger stimboard!

#tw food #🩶; but tonight you belong to me

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BREAKING NEWS your f/o was just seen daydreaming about you with a goofy smile on their face and little cartoon hearts floating above their head. more at 11

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Omg what a charming little fella :3

Screw it I'm board

Reblog with a picture of your f/o and I'll give them a The Amazing Devil based entirely on vibes alone!!!

#forgot i had this open #it's still open i love TAD and i love seeing people's f/os #also hi i'm alive sorry life things happened and i forgot tumblr was real #ANYWAYYY #reblog game #Spotify

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I was born to be some losers biggest fan

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shout out to the self-shippers whose f/o is the most unpopular character in their source.

shout out to the self-shippers whose f/o is a tumblr sexyman/tumblr sexyman archetype.

shout out to the self-shippers whose f/o is seen as only a “meme” or “cringe.”

shout out to the self-shippers who give their f/o a textbook’s worth of lore because canon failed them.

shout out to the self-shippers who wish the fandom took their f/o more seriously.

shout out to the self-shippers with f/os so obscure, they don’t even have a fandom.

y’all are the self-shipping community’s strongest soldiers. keep loving! 💗

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Shoutout to selfshippers with crooked teeth, yellow teeth, missing teeth, teeth with braces and dentures! Your f/o loves you even if your teeth aren't perfectly white and straight! Your f/o loves how your teeth look when you smile!

🦷🦷🦷

#I FEEL!! SO VALIDATED RN!!! ILY OP (/p)

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having a self-shipping moment

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I'm curious

#depends on the plot + source #if it's a movie then pre-canon or post-canon #if its a TV show/game/anime then Emersed In The Plot #or post-canon. or thrown in randomly and having no impact on plot whatsoever

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love that character. would hate to go into their tag.

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REMINDER!!

Your F/O absolutely would fucking do that. You may think it's out-of-character, but it's not. Your F/O is completely yours to fuck with and manipulate however you want because they WILL buy you flowers. They WILL be clingy as all hell. and they DO love you so so so much.

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